Politicians Shiver, Farmers Snicker
“Ever Heard of Layering Up, Mr. President?”
By Rusty Haybale, Senior Cold Front Correspondent
The recent inauguration ceremony took a dramatic turn when Washington’s elite, swaddled in designer overcoats and clinging to hand warmers like life depended on it, faced an unexpected terror—a light winter breeze. Farmers across America, meanwhile, watched the televised spectacle from their barns, coffee in hand, shaking their heads.