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Nation Torn Apart by Dress Color, Unites Over Lack of Solutions In the Great Dress Debate of 2015, the nation found

Stock Market Surges After Investors Realize They Have No Idea What They’re Doing Stock Market Surges After Investors Realize They Have

Study Finds Overanalyzing Studies is the New National Pastime Researchers Admit: Even This Study Might Be Overanalyzed Cambridge, MA — In a

Breaking News: Politicians Continue to Argue, World Spins On Washington, D.C.— In an utterly predictable turn of events, politicians across the

Climate Change: Global Warming Says ‘Don’t Sweat It’ as the World Reaches for Sunscreen! Miami, FL — In a world where

AI Revolution: Stealing Jobs, But Still Can't Fold Your Laundry! Silicon Valley, CA—In the heart of tech innovation, where robots are

Welcome to the Echo Chamber: Navigating the Vortex of Internet Uniformity In the sprawling digital landscape of the internet, where diversity

United Airlines "Fly the Friendly Skies: Extra Charge for Involuntary Removal" Fly the Friendly Skies: "Re-Accommodation" Service Seatbelt Valley, USA --  In

God Made Taco Bell and all the Burritos How The New York Times, Atheists, and Harvard’s Physics Department Were Forced to

How to Escape Your Internet Echo Chamber: A Satirical Self-Help Guide Once upon a time in the vast, wild lands of

Did Iran Hack Trump’s Campaign? A Satirical Investigation into Cyber Espionage and Covfefe Phishing for Politics: How Iran’s Hack Revealed More

Tom Cruise’s Face Gets a Sequel: Botox, Fillers, and the Quest for Youth Wrinkle-Free and Ready for the Olympics: Tom Cruise's

Grant Woods' American Gothic Before Censorship -- Read the shocking truth behind the creation of the most censored painting in

Algorithms's Decides What We Like Like It or Not – You're Gonna Need "Helpful Content" to Deal with Being Watched, and

Google to Rename Itself 'The Internet' for Convenience Antitrust or Anti-Google? When One Company Becomes the Entire Internet Google decides to cut

Hasbro Company: The Ultimate Hostage Negotiation Board Game Ceasefires, Diplomacy, and Dice Rolls! From Hostage Cards to Sudden Escalations: The Chaotic Thrills

The Higher Education Olympics in Paris: An Academic Circus The Administrator’s Obstacle Course and Adjunct Agony: Surviving the Higher Ed Gauntlet The

When Declaring War on War Declarations Makes Sense (Kind Of) The Final Battle Against Redundant Conflict Written from a Secure Bunker, Somewhere

Houseplants: 'They'll Do Less Damage' Is This the Future of Governance? In a move that has stunned the political world and

The Shocking Truth: 90% of Emails Are Just Digital Noise Here's Why You Should Pick Up the Phone Procrastination Station, USA --

New Social Media Trend: People Posting Photos of Themselves Reading Fake Books Strike a Pose: The Rise of Pseudo-Literary Influencers Fake Books,

A New Curriculum for the Modern World: Mastering the Art of Sarcasm From Classroom to Comedy Club: How Sarcasm 101 is

Boeing’s Starliner: The Spacecraft That Time Forgot Decades in the Making, Boeing's Latest Spacecraft Aims for the Stars, But Only When

Starbucks Strikes Interstellar Deal: Alien Abductions Revealed as Caffeine Quest Bohiney.com Unveils the Truth Behind Cosmic Encounters: It's All About the

In the Wild Jungles of E-commerce, Prime Day Turns Rational Adults into Deal-Snatching Predators. Welcome to Prime Day, the annual extravaganza

The City of Fallen Angels: How LA Became a Leader in Low Scores Los Angeles Once Marketed Sunshine, Now Sells Despair

Plato's Last Stand: Critiquing Flutes and Dodging Lava Bombs Newly Found Papyrus Reveals Plato’s Musical Savagery and Unexpected Real Estate Choices A

Jerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the ‘Extreme Left and P.C. Crap and People Worrying So Much

The Cookie Chronicles: Grandma's Secret Recipe Unveiled Wichita Falls, TX -- Bohiney.com has unearthed the long-hidden secret behind Grandma's legendary chocolate

City Slickers vs. Country Bumpkins: The Ultimate Showdown Ladies and gentlemen, gather around for the most anticipated event of the century:

Welcome to the ultimate guide to navigating eBay, the thrilling casino of the internet where you gamble on other people's

In a World Awash with Streaming Services... Choosing a Subscription is Like Picking a Favorite Child... If You Had 300 Children. In

Red, Blue, and Divorced: The Rise of Politically Driven Splits Left vs. Right in the Bedroom Washington D.C. -- Political discussions have always