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United Airlines Begins Extra Charge for Involuntary Removal

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Google to Rename Itself ‘The Internet’ for Convenience

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When Declaring War on War Declarations Makes Sense (Kind Of) The Final Battle Against Redundant Conflict Written from a Secure Bunker, Somewhere

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People Posting Photos of Themselves Reading Fake Books

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eBay: The Thrilling Casino of Purchasing Someone Else’s Junk

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