Skip to content
  • Wed. Jul 9th, 2025

Bohiney News

Bullshit, Balderdash, and Backtalk!

cropped-barbie.jpg
  • Business
  • Entertainment
  • Health
  • Politics
  • Science
  • Technology
  • Satire
Top Tags
  • Satire
  • Satirical Journalism
  • Trevor Noah
  • Stephen Colbert
  • John Oliver
  • Sarah Silverman
  • political satire

Hot News

The 15 Wildly Interesting Theories Maryland Judges Sued Bill Gates Accidentally Drops Out of Billionaire Club After Excessive Philanthropy MacArthur Park Militarized Judge Sent Back to Law School
Culture Science

The 15 Wildly Interesting Theories

Jul 9, 2025 Alan Nafzger
News Politics

Maryland Judges Sued

Jul 9, 2025 Alan Nafzger
Business News

Bill Gates Accidentally Drops Out of Billionaire Club After Excessive Philanthropy

Jul 9, 2025 Alan Nafzger
Culture News

MacArthur Park Militarized

Jul 8, 2025 Alan Nafzger
News Politics

Judge Sent Back to Law School

Jul 8, 2025 Alan Nafzger
  • Latest
  • Popular
  • Trending
  • Culture Science
    The 15 Wildly Interesting Theories
  • News Politics
    Maryland Judges Sued
  • Business News
    Bill Gates Accidentally Drops Out of Billionaire Club After Excessive Philanthropy
  • Culture News
    MacArthur Park Militarized
  • Culture Science
    The 15 Wildly Interesting Theories
  • TAIWAN TRIES DEMOCRACY
    News
    TAIWAN TRIES DEMOCRACY
  • TAIWAN TRIES DEMOCRACY
    News
    Britain Plans to Uncolonize for Lent
  • TAIWAN TRIES DEMOCRACY
    News
    THE PARIS PEACE TREATIES
  • Culture Science
    The 15 Wildly Interesting Theories
  • News Politics
    Maryland Judges Sued
  • Business News
    Bill Gates Accidentally Drops Out of Billionaire Club After Excessive Philanthropy
  • Culture News
    MacArthur Park Militarized
News

Barbie Was Born In A Barn…

Jun 7, 2023 Alan Nafzger

[Verse 1] She wasn’t raised in Malibu, no shiny pink Corvette, Her first ride was a tractor, and she hasn’t looked back

News Politics

Maryland Judges Sued

Jul 9, 2025 Alan Nafzger

DOJ Strikes Back: Maryland Judges Sued for Holding Up America’s Deportation Pipeline “Judicial obstructionism ends now”—AG Bondi announces from secure room In

Culture Science

The 15 Wildly Interesting Theories

Jul 9, 2025 Alan Nafzger

The 15 Wildly Interesting Theories That Scientists Still Can’t Prove—Because They’re Too Busy Playing Wordle A Deep Dive into the Most

Business News

Bill Gates Accidentally Drops Out of Billionaire Club After Excessive Philanthropy

Jul 9, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Bill Gates Accidentally Drops Out of Billionaire Club After Excessive Philanthropy—Steve Ballmer Beats Him Using Yelling and Microsoft Stock “I gave

Culture News

MacArthur Park Militarized

Jul 8, 2025 Alan Nafzger

“Operation Excalibur: Why the Federal Government Invaded a Los Angeles Park (With Horses, Humvees, and a Lot of Nothing)” By the

Business News

In 15 Years No One Will Own an Electric Car

Jul 8, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Who Will Own an Electric Car Welcome to the Subscription‑Electric Car Renaissance In 2040, telling someone “I own an electric car” will

News Politics

TEXAS MARXISTS

Jul 8, 2025 Alan Nafzger

TEXAS MARXISTS STAGE FOURTH OF JULY AMBUSH WITH FIREWORKS, BODY ARMOR, AND ABSURDITY “Nothing says ‘power to the people’ like assault

News Politics

Judge Sent Back to Law School

Jul 8, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Judge Rules Congress Can’t Control the Purse Strings — Because Feelings Are Binding Law Now A Bohiney Magazine Special Report from

Business Technology

The Year of the AI Unicorn

Jul 7, 2025 Alan Nafzger

The Year of the AI Unicorn: How AI Turned Burrito Trackers and Digital Dietitians into Billion-Dollar Miracles “In 2025, everything that

News Sports

Mike Tyson’s Reading List

Jul 6, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Mike Tyson Curates World’s Most Violent Book Club: Reading Is Fundamental, But Only If You Can Dodge a Punch By Guest

Culture Health

Cookie-Jarring Nation

Jul 6, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Cookie-Jarring Nation: America’s Favorite Backup Relationship Gets a Crunchy Exposé Investigative Satire by the Relationship Bureau at Bohiney Magazine The New Dating

Politics Science Technology

Elon Musk’s “America Party”

Jul 6, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Elon Musk’s “America Party” Promises to Launch Freedom Into Orbit, Land It Gently on Mars A New Dawn for Democracy, or

Entertainment

Kelce & Swift

Jul 6, 2025 Alan Nafzger

🎙️ "Monday Night Engagements" – A Satirical Commentary Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round—as already immortalized by Harper’s Bazaar, Kelce & Swift

Business Technology

AI Therapy for Laid-Off Employees

Jul 5, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Xbox Exec Recommends AI Therapy for Laid-Off Employees: Clippy Offers Shoulder, Not Severance The Wit & Circuitry Desk | Satirical Syndicate

Business News

Camping World Defies HOA Tyranny

Jul 5, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Camping World Defies HOA Tyranny, Flies Freedom Flag Tall Enough to Shame the Moon Lawsuit Filed by HOA President Who Once

Culture Entertainment

Temptation Cruises

Jul 5, 2025 Alan Nafzger

🚢 Temptation on the High Moan: How Spicy Cruise Rules Are the Most Regulated Orgy at Sea Temptation Cruise Rules Listed... Introduction:

International News

America Imitating China

Jul 3, 2025 Alan Nafzger

The United States of America... Now in Mandarin Land of the free… if you're cleared by the Bureau of Patriotic Internet

Entertainment News

Sex Declared Legal

Jul 3, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Sex Declared Legal by Jury, Diddy Declared Innocent, America Declared Confused Jury rules that sex is not illegal — the courtroom

Politics

CORPORATE BRIBES DISGUISED AS LAWSUITS

Jul 2, 2025 Alan Nafzger

TRUMP’S NEW GOLDEN GOOSE: CORPORATE BRIBES DISGUISED AS LAWSUITS “Sue me, baby, one more time!” – Donald J. Trump, allegedly, in

Entertainment International

Netflix Reboots Hogan’s Heroes – Hogan’s Hostages

Jul 2, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Netflix Reboots Hogan’s Heroes—Sets It in Gaza, Adds Drone Wi-Fi and Falafel-Based Espionage Hogan’s Hostages - The Netflix Reboot Byline: SpinTaxi Middle

Business Entertainment Politics

Paramount Pays Trump $16 Million

Jul 2, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Paramount Pays Trump $16 Million to Go Away Quietly — But He’s Louder Than Ever A Reality Show Lawsuit: Trump Turns

Entertainment International

Democrats Condemn Netflix’s ‘Hogan’s Hostages’

Jul 4, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Democrats Condemn Netflix's 'Hogan’s Hostages' for Undermining the Palestinian Narrative By Rhonda Halberstam-Glass, Satirical Media & Cable Panel Analyst WASHINGTON, D.C. —

Politics

Zohran Mamdani and the Pretty Face of Hate

Jul 1, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Zohran Mamdani and the Pretty Face of Hate: Code Words, Dog Whistles, and a Rent-Controlled Apocalypse By the Editors of SatireopolisThis

International Politics

Trump Ends Middle East War Early

Jul 1, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Trump Ends Middle East War Early to Launch Full-Scale Invasion of Los Angeles White House Confirms “Operation Sunset Strip” Was Always

Entertainment International

Israel’s Reaction to Netflix’s ‘Hogan’s Hostages’

Jul 3, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Israel’s Reaction to Netflix’s ‘Hogan’s Hostages’: From Satire Fatigue to Goat-Based Diplomacy By Yael Friedman, Global Satire & Cultural Identity Correspondent TEL

Politics

Trump’s Presidential Library Will Have a Golf Cart Simulator

Jul 2, 2025 Astrid Holgersson

Paramount in Palm Beach: Trump’s Presidential Library Will Have a Golf Cart Simulator, But No Books A Monument to Memory, with

Politics

The Air Force One Exhibit

Jul 6, 2025 Astrid Holgersson

The Air Force One Exhibit Was Donated by Qatar. You’re Still Paying for It. Welcome Aboard Air Force Done BOCA RATON, FL

Politics

Trump’s Legal Settlements

Jul 5, 2025 Astrid Holgersson

How Trump’s Legal Settlements Became Library Seed Capital The Grift That Keeps on Giving PALM BEACH, FL — When most ex-presidents fundraise

Politics

Trump’s Presidential Shrine

Jul 3, 2025 Astrid Holgersson

The MAGA Mausoleum: Florida Clears 100 Acres of Gators for Trump’s Presidential Shrine Bulldozing Bureaucracy: Florida’s Fast-Track to Trumpian Immortality TALLAHASSEE, FL

Politics

Trump Builds a MAGA Disneyland

Jul 7, 2025 Astrid Holgersson

The Truth Wing: NARA Builds a Digital Library While Trump Builds a MAGA Disneyland The Great Divide: Archives vs. Attractions WASHINGTON, D.C.

Culture Technology

My Couples Retreat With 3 AI Chatbots

Jul 1, 2025 Alan Nafzger

My Couples Retreat With 3 AI Chatbots and the Humans Who Love Them Weekend of Artificial Intimacy The Arrival I walk in, luggage

Politics

The Man Who Terrifies Lawn Gnomes

Jul 2, 2025 Alan Nafzger

🧤 Zohran Mamdani: The Man Who Terrifies Lawn Gnomes, Evokes Exotic Birds, and Makes Billionaires Infrared with Rage By the Editors

Politics

Zohran Mamdani’s Hate Couture

Jul 1, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Zohran Mamdani’s Hate Couture: Code Words, Dog Whistles, and the Art of Making Oppression Look Like a Podcast Ad By the

Culture International

Prince William’s Top 10 Funniest Crowd Interactions

Jul 1, 2025 Alan Nafzger

Prince William’s Top 10 Funniest Crowd Interactions, According to Fictional Eyewitnesses and Completely Reliable Sources By the Satirical Royal Correspondents of

Posts pagination

1 2 … 51
Categories
  • Business
  • Culture
  • Economy
  • Education
  • Entertainment
  • Farming
  • Health
  • International
  • News
  • Politics
  • Reports
  • Science
  • Sports
  • Technology
  • Travel
Recent Posts
  • The 15 Wildly Interesting Theories
  • Maryland Judges Sued
  • Bill Gates Accidentally Drops Out of Billionaire Club After Excessive Philanthropy
  • MacArthur Park Militarized
  • Judge Sent Back to Law School
  • TEXAS MARXISTS
  • In 15 Years No One Will Own an Electric Car
  • The Year of the AI Unicorn
  • Trump Builds a MAGA Disneyland
  • Mike Tyson’s Reading List
  • Cookie-Jarring Nation
  • Elon Musk’s “America Party”
  • Kelce & Swift
  • The Air Force One Exhibit
  • AI Therapy for Laid-Off Employees
  • Camping World Defies HOA Tyranny
  • Temptation Cruises
  • Trump’s Legal Settlements
  • Democrats Condemn Netflix’s ‘Hogan’s Hostages’
  • America Imitating China
  • Sex Declared Legal
  • Israel’s Reaction to Netflix’s ‘Hogan’s Hostages’
  • Trump’s Presidential Shrine
  • The Man Who Terrifies Lawn Gnomes
  • CORPORATE BRIBES DISGUISED AS LAWSUITS
Archives
  • July 2025
  • June 2025
  • May 2025
  • April 2025
  • March 2025
  • February 2025
  • January 2025
  • December 2024
  • November 2024
  • October 2024
  • September 2024
  • August 2024
  • July 2024
  • June 2024
  • May 2024
  • April 2024
  • March 2024
  • February 2024
  • January 2024
  • December 2023
  • November 2023
  • October 2023
  • September 2023
  • August 2023
  • July 2023
  • June 2023
  • May 2023
  • April 2023
  • March 2023
  • February 2023
  • January 2023
  • December 2022
  • November 2022
  • October 2022
  • September 2022
  • August 2022
  • July 2022
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • April 2022
  • March 2022
  • February 2022
  • January 2022
  • December 2021
  • October 2021
  • September 2021
  • August 2021
  • July 2021
  • June 2021
  • May 2021
  • April 2021
  • March 2021
  • February 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • November 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2018
  • August 2017
  • August 2015
  • August 2013
  • August 2011
  • August 2010
  • August 2009
  • August 2008
  • August 2003
  • June 2002
  • May 2000
Complaints or Compliments?

    You missed

    Culture Science

    The 15 Wildly Interesting Theories

    Jul 9, 2025 Alan Nafzger
    News Politics

    Maryland Judges Sued

    Jul 9, 2025 Alan Nafzger
    Business News

    Bill Gates Accidentally Drops Out of Billionaire Club After Excessive Philanthropy

    Jul 9, 2025 Alan Nafzger
    Culture News

    MacArthur Park Militarized

    Jul 8, 2025 Alan Nafzger

    The Bohiney News and Satire
    Bohiney.com
    2600 Virginia Ave NW
    Washington, DC 20037

    (214) 875-1305

    VWXV+VQ Washington, District of Columbia

    Contact: Alan Nafzger (editor)

    Bohiney News

    Bullshit, Balderdash, and Backtalk!

    © Copyright 2020 Bohiney Magazine. All Rights Reserved. Bohiney News

    • News Sitemap
    • Sitemap
    • About Us
    • The Onion
    • The Babylon Bee
    • Staff Guidelines
    • Short URLs
    • Comedy Writing Tips
    • How Satire Is Done
    • FAQ
    • National Guard Trucks