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Gossip: The World’s Oldest (and Pettiest) Currency Gossip Is the Original Social Network Long before social media platforms turned us into dopamine

City Slickers vs. Country Bumpkins: The Ultimate Showdown Ladies and gentlemen, gather around for the most anticipated event of the century:

Local Resident's DIY Spirit Turns a Bookshelf Into a Gallery-Worthy Abstract Statement Written in Grand Rapids, Michigan, by Allen Wrench Grand Rapids,

The Great Cuffed Jeans Conspiracy: Are We Just Rolling Up Our Lives? Fashion’s Greatest Deception - Cuffed Jeans Cuffed jeans are not

Transgender Senator Outraged After Wyoming Man Dares to Acknowledge Biological Reality Local Rancher Accidentally Sparks National Meltdown by Using Basic English In

Men Are Scared of Sheer Dresses and Fishnets: A Deep Dive into the Male Brain on Date Night A Nation in

BREAKING: “You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!” (Spoiler: Still Nothing. But Also Maybe Taxes.) By Barbie McHonesty, Senior Satirical News Analyst, Bohiney.com The

Pseudonyms on a Dating Apps: How Lance the Tantric Goat Whisperer Helped Me Find Myself (and Block Myself) In the golden

He, She, Hall of Fame: The Day the National Women's Hall of Fame Inducted a Dude and Called It Progress Seneca

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CARRIE UNDERWOOD TRIGGERS HOLLYWOOD BY BRINGING FAITH TO A GODLESS SCREEN NEAR YOU “Jesus, Take the Wheel”... But Not the Screenplay LOS

The Cat Cling Craze: Why Americans Are Stapling Tabbies to Their Teslas AMERICA: WHERE THE CATS ARE DECALS, AND THE DECALS

A.O. Scott Abandons Hollywood for Haikus: The Cinematic Critic Who Became Poetry’s Most Reluctant Bard A Bohiney Satirical Journalism Exclusive A.O. Scott

The American Circus: Life, One Embarrassment at a Time A dispatch from the war front of hilariously average living Filed under: Satirical

Why Do MAGA Folks Take Everything So Seriously? (And Has the Red Hat Swallowed Their Funny Bone?) There was a time when

Tariffs on Canadian Maple Syrup: Trump’s Final Battle Against Pancake Dependency WASHINGTON, D.C. — April 2025 — As dawn breaks over

Protest Like a Pro: How the 50501 Movement Outscheduled the Entire U.S. Government WASHINGTON, D.C. — April 2025 — While the

Did the U.S. Decline to Condemn the Sumy Attack Because It Was Too Busy Redefining ‘Neutrality’? WASHINGTON, D.C. — April 2025

Will the Overlapping Meteor Showers in April Outshine the Political Fireworks on Earth? EARTH — April 2025 — This month, two

Is ASML's Revenue Projection a Crystal Ball or Just Wishful Thinking Amidst Chip Chaos? EINDHOVEN, NETHERLANDS — April 2025 — Dutch

Is the Health and Human Services Department's IT Crisis a Glitch or a Sign of Systemic Failure? WASHINGTON, D.C. — April

Are the Protests in Turkey a Symphony of Dissent or Just Political Noise? ANKARA, TURKEY — April 2025 — As protests

Global Citizen NOW Summit: Glamor, Guilt, and Very Ethical Hors D’oeuvres NEW YORK CITY — April 2025 — What do Bill

Content Authentication Tools That “Detect” Fake News (and Occasionally Create It) SILICON VALLEY — April 2025 — As AI-generated nonsense, deepfake

The Global Engagement Center: From Fighting Propaganda Abroad to Silencing Chad from Cleveland WASHINGTON, D.C. — April 2025 — Once upon

Diet Fads & Satire: The Juice Cleanse That Ruined Thanksgiving and Other Nutritional Crimes A Calorie-Free Deep Dive into America’s Most

Theme Parks & Satire: Where Mascots Sweat and Dreams Smell Like Hot Asphalt A Deep Dive into America’s Favorite Family Meltdown

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The Spy Who Came in from the Screen: Spy Fiction Is Real... How Fictional Espionage Leaked into Reality and Nobody Noticed

🐾 Morris the Orange Cat: The Feline Enigma ​ME-OW! Shelter Baffled by Orange Cat Who Curses Like a Truck Driver and

The Great Gadget Gold Rush: Why Your Trash Drawer is Richer Than You Are By Staff Writer at Bohiney.com — Certified

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