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Weekend at Biden’s: The Greatest Cover-Up Since “We Have No UFOs” A National Scandal: The Cover-Up That Shocked Absolutely No One In

The Art of the Troll: How Trump's 2025 Speech Was a Masterclass in Socialist Provocation Donald Trump's return to the congressional

The Art of the (Greenland) Deal: Unpacking the Genius Behind Trump's Greenland Speech The Icy Obsession In a move that has left

From Spit to Stardom: The $500K 'Hawk Tuah' Industrial Complex A Small-Town Spit Heard Around the World In a world where fame

Belfast, Tennessee: Where Every Girl Wants to Be Hailey Welch (And Every Guy is Counting Their Blessings) Belfast Tennessee’s New Tourism

Athena Moon Lander Declares Itself an Abstract Art Installation After Sideways Crash Landing The Moon’s First Modern Art Exhibit HOUSTON—What began as

The Great Science Gender Crisis: Why Girls Refuse to Explode Stuff in Labs The Shocking Discovery: Women Are Not Rushing to

AI vs. Gen Z: The Ultimate Job Market Showdown The Résumé Revolution: When AI Writes Your Cover Letter Better Than You Remember

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Tom Brady’s Greatest Comeback: Rekindling Love Like It’s the Fourth Quarter Tom Brady and Irina Shayk have rekindled their romance Tom Brady

The Ultimate Showdown: Marcos vs. Duterte in the Political Cage Match of the Century The Tale of Two Dynasties In the vibrant

UNANIMOUS: Senate Socialist Vote for Males in Female Sports Senate's Bold Move: Men Competing in Women’s Sports Now Officially "Progressive" In a

Ukraine Suits Up: The Billion-Dollar War on Casual Wear In a stunning turn of events, Ukraine has done the unthinkable—mobilized an

When the Democrats Load Up the Clown Car: A Marxist Circus in Three Acts It was once said that politics is

Study Confirms: Americans Have Grown 0.8% Dumber Every Year Since WWII—And We Have the Proof Experts have long suspected that Americans

Europe’s Quixotic Heroes and Their Grand March to World War 3 Europe Panics as Reality Sets In: "Wait, We Have to

AstroForge’s Lost Asteroid Mining Mission: The Most Expensive Game of Hide-and-Seek in History A Bold New Frontier in Losing Things AstroForge, the

The Texas Measles Outbreak: A Convenient Virus with Border Security Aspirations It's a Ruse To Keep Mexicans At Home Out of

The War-Time Con Artist: How Zelenskyy Became the World’s First Military Grifter President Trump said Monday that Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky

Now Working at McDonald's, Marxist Homosexual Don Lemon Says to Megyn Kelly: Tell Your Man to Stop Looking at My

Scientists Crack the Code: How to Gaslight Your Metabolism into Weight Loss The Revolutionary New Science of Tricking Your Own Body In

The Emperor’s New AI: How Ilya Sutskever Built a $30 Billion Startup Without a Product The Startup That Sells Air (And

Selena Gomez’s 16,000-Crystal Gown: The Sparkling Spectacle That Blinded the Oscars A Dress So Bright, It Came With a SPF Rating In

Rise of the Machines: How AI Stole Our Jobs, Our Dreams, and Possibly Our Lunches The AI Job Takeover: A Love

A Bold Step Toward Pedestrian Safety-or Peak Bureaucratic Absurdity? Brussels -In a move that has left automotive enthusiasts, religious scholars, and

Zelensky’s American TV Blunder: How One Awkward Meeting That Tanked His $500 Billion Grift Off-Camera Transcript Answers Everything People Are Asking... Washington,

Ukraine, Trump, and the Great Kellogg Mining Caper A Satirical Deep Dive Into Diplomacy, Bing Ads, and Cat Scratching Posts Once upon

History Repeats Itself: Europe Promises to Save Ukraine, but Will It Be Another Military Disaster? Europe’s Finest Traditions: Grand Promises, Bold

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European Leaders Interfere with Trump’s Peace Plan: Millions More Set to Die in Ukraine-Russia War European Elites Block Trump’s Peace Plan,

Adam Schiff’s Tesla: The Self-Driving Political Machine That Runs on Indictments and Renewable Outrage A Green New Grift: How Schiff’s Tesla

The Perpetual Government Shutdown: A  Exploration of a Nation Running on 'Essential' Services Alone Abstract: This piece delves into the hypothetical

Chuck Schumer’s Master Plan: SHUT IT DOWN!!! Accidentally Giving Libertarians Everything They Ever Wanted Ah yes, Chuck Schumer, the man who wakes