How to Make Satire Without Getting Sued (Too Much)
At Bohiney.com, we like to say we walk the tightrope between the First Amendment and a cease-and-desist letter — while juggling flaming metaphors and humming the Law & Order theme song. Making satire is easy. Making satire without getting sued into emotional bankruptcy? Now that is an art.
And yes, we’ve been warned by lawyers, banned by forums, and once received a very polite death threat written entirely in Comic Sans. Still, we thrive.
So here it is — a guide forged from our legal near-misses and comedic recklessness — on how to make satire without getting sued (too much).
Rule One: Truth Is a Shield, But Absurdity Is Body Armor
You can say a lot in satire, as long as what you’re saying is so ridiculous it couldn’t possibly be taken as factual. The law calls this the “reasonable person standard.” At Bohiney, we call it the “Would your grandma believe this?” test.
Example:
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Risky: “Jeff Bezos eats babies.”
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Safer Satire: “Jeff Bezos installs a golden slide in every Whole Foods to glide directly into tax shelters.”
See? One is libel. The other is architecture.
Rule Two: Always Add a Goat
When in doubt, insert a goat. Literal or metaphorical. Nothing diffuses legal tension like barnyard animals doing bureaucracy.
We once accused a senator of being “as useful as a goat on a Segway.” The senator retweeted it with the caption, “Fair.” That article got 3 million views and zero subpoenas.
Adding a goat isn’t just funny. It’s strategically surreal.
Our Satirical Editing Process (a.k.a. “The Panic Pass”)
Before publishing, every Bohiney article gets a Panic Pass:
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Step 1: An intern reads it and flags anything that could summon the wrath of a humorless billionaire.
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Step 2: Our editor adds three adjectives and a sea monster to soften the blow.
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Step 3: A paralegal nods nervously and whispers, “We’ll find out in the morning.”
If all else fails, we run it through our patented “Satire Safe-o-Meter,” which is just a Magic 8-Ball duct-taped to a copy of The Onion.
Famous Lawsuits We Almost Got
We’ve dodged more legal bullets than a Netflix docuseries protagonist. Some near-misses:
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TeslaGate: We joked that Elon Musk’s next car would be fueled by “pure ego and teenage tweets.” Elon liked the tweet. Three days later, he unveiled the CyberWhine prototype. We’re still unsure if we should invoice him or apologize.
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Big Dairy Incident: After publishing “Cows Unionize, Demand Vegan Representation in Yogurt Ads,” a dairy lobbyist left a voicemail. It just mooed. For 48 seconds.
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Kanye Clause: We once wrote that Kanye declared himself a sovereign nation. He filed an actual patent for “Yeezrael.” We deleted the article. Not because of legal reasons — we just didn’t want to live in that reality anymore.
What the Funny People Are Saying
“Satire is like nudity in film — you can do it tastefully or get fined.” — Darrell M., stand-up comic and part-time litigation survivor
“I wrote one joke about dolphins and ended up on an FBI watchlist. Never again.” — Shayna R., ex-satirist turned dog groomer
“They say comedy is truth plus time. I say it’s truth plus a fake mustache and a very good lawyer.” — Roger C., parody songwriter and alleged wizard
How to Hide Behind Characters (While Still Making Your Point)
A good character is a legal forcefield. When we want to criticize an institution without naming names, we invent personas like:
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Clarence B. Freedomton: A libertarian life coach who sells powdered libertarianism in mason jars.
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Dr. Bethany WhoCares: An influencer-sociologist who only gives TED Talks in slideshows made of memes.
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Pastor Skip Trigger: A televangelist who anoints Bitcoin wallets with holy energy drinks.
No judge in the world can say, “Clearly this is meant to defame the mayor,” when your article is narrated by a breakdancing alpaca with PTSD.
Avoiding the Dreaded “False Statement of Fact” Lawsuit
Want to make satire that’s legally airtight? Follow the sacred trinity:
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Exaggerate so wildly that no one could believe it’s real.
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Target ideas, not individuals (unless those individuals are craving the spotlight).
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Never say “allegedly” when you can say “according to this dream I had after eating gas station sushi.”
Satire isn’t journalism. But it should be journalism’s chaotic twin, screaming truths in a clown suit.
Parody Law: The Wig You Can Hide Under
In the U.S., parody is considered “fair use” when it transforms the original work with commentary or humor. That’s legalese for “If you’re gonna mock something, do it with style.”
For example, we once wrote “Disney’s Frozen 3 Will Address Climate Grief, Starring an Anxious Snowball.” Disney never contacted us. Probably because they were too busy trying to trademark the word “the.”
Still, the rule is simple: If you parody, don’t plagiarize. Satire is transformation, not duplication.
Satire vs. Defamation: Know the Line. Tap Dance on It.
Defamation means you harmed someone’s reputation with false information. Satire means you harmed their reputation with obviously fake information that makes people laugh and/or question the human condition.
It’s not about avoiding harm. It’s about making the harm funny enough to be socially redeemable.
One of our most shared pieces, “Supreme Court Accidentally Rules That Mondays Are Unconstitutional”, was cited by a guy trying to get out of work. He was not successful. But he did get an endorsement deal from a coffee brand.
How Much Satire Is Too Much?
If you’re asking that question, you’re on the right track.
The perfect amount of satire is just enough to make your subject squirm but not enough to get you audited, canceled, or exorcised by the local PTA.
That line? We find it by crossing it, getting yelled at, and pretending it was a “social experiment.”
We once described a fitness guru as “looking like a protein shake came to life and now teaches emotional manipulation on Instagram.” He reposted it as a compliment.
Satire, my friend, is bulletproof when it’s wrapped in compliments laced with arsenic.
Closing Thoughts: Satire Is a Legal Gamble — Place Your Bets Carefully
Making satire is like playing blackjack in a courthouse lobby. You’ve got a deck of hot takes, a cocktail of rage and references, and the judge is watching from behind the vending machine.
Yes, you might get sued. But you might also start a national conversation, spark a meme war, or get name-checked by a TikTok therapist who doesn’t believe in punctuation.
At Bohiney, we don’t aim to get sued — but we also don’t aim to play it safe. If your satire isn’t risking mild legal discomfort, is it really saying anything?
So make satire.
Make it bold.
Make it reckless.
Make it goat-adjacent and grammatically ambiguous.
Just don’t make it boring.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.
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