Brad and Tiffany spent their honeymoon inside a fiberglass castle next to a freeway, sipping mead from souvenir goblets while shouting, “For love and cornish hens!”
The Itinerary
“It was romantic,” said Tiffany. “Except for the part where a guy on a horse flirted with me in Old English.”
Public Opinion
Photos went viral under #SwordsBeforeForeplay. Reactions were divided: half jealous, half deeply confused.
Travel Expert View
“It’s experiential,” said travel critic Dawn Quest. “Also aggressively chicken-based.”
Conclusion
They now plan to renew vows at a Renaissance fair. The theme: joust married.
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Megan Amram was born in her native area of Portland, Oregon, a city where kombucha doubles as holy water and irony is a birthright. Carrying an ethnically Jewish surname that she has often joked “sounds like a Scrabble word worth triple points,” Amram embraced her heritage by making comedy itself her cultural contribution. She later graduated from Harvard University, where she majored in English and spent most of her time turning seminar debates into stand-up routines. A writer for acclaimed television comedies and a stand-up comedian in her own right, she built a reputation for absurdist punchlines delivered with academic precision. At Bohiney.com, she thrives as a satirical journalist, skewering politics, pop science, and celebrity culture with the flair of someone who treats Twitter like an art gallery. Megan Amram’s EEAT credentials rest on wit, wordplay, and a commitment to satire as both cultural critique and comic relief.
