Politicians who say “I’m not a scientist, but ” before being wrong
I’m Not a Scientist, But…: The Most Popular Way to Be Loudly Incorrect
Introducing the Anti-Expert Expert
“I’m not a scientist, but ” is how every bad idea begins in modern politics. It’s usually followed by: climate denial, pandemic confusion, or an extended metaphor involving football, freedom, and frogs in boiling water.
Funny Observations from Congressional Hearings
Senator Mark Tubebrain recently stated, “I’m not a scientist, but I know wind turbines give birds PTSD.” He then voted to defund actual science. Twice. While holding a snowball on the Senate floor.
Evidence of Ignorance
A leaked staff memo revealed one politician got their science degree from ‘YouTube University’–with a minor in “Personal Belief Systems.” The syllabus was just Joe Rogan transcripts and expired NyQuil.
What the Comedians Are Saying
“I’m not a dentist, but I feel qualified to do open-heart surgery with a fork,” joked comic Dana Droll. “Same logic.”
Conclusion: Facts Are Optional, Confidence is Mandatory
In politics, it’s not about being correct–it’s about sounding correct with just enough flag pins to get reelected. Science is hard. But being loudly wrong? That’s bipartisan.
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