Breakup Playlists
From Adele to Actual Atmospheric Disturbance
Devon’s 43-song breakup playlist, titled *Crying in Bluetooth*, reportedly triggered a localized weather anomaly after three friends played it simultaneously on a shared road trip.
The Tracklist
“It starts with Bon Iver and ends with Mariah Carey screaming,” said friend Lex. “It emotionally hydroplanes.”
Social Fallout
Group chat dubbed him “DJ Doomloop.” One friend now flinches at the sound of a single cello.
Expert Analysis
Playlistologist Rhonda Streams says, “There’s a difference between healing and accidentally hexing your social circle with sad bops.”
Conclusion
Devon has since launched a wellness playlist titled *Okay But Crying Gently.* Rain probability: moderate.