Miniature Horse Therapy
Tiny Hooves, Big Feelings
Office morale hit a new low–and then trotted into chaos–when employee Gary attempted to mount “Snickers,” the emotional support mini horse brought in for a wellness day.
The Incident
“I was stressed,” said Gary. “And Snickers had leadership energy.” The horse disagreed, kicking a pie chart into the recycling bin.
HR Intervention
HR immediately banned unsupervised hoofed animals and issued a memo titled “Size Matters: Respecting Miniature Boundaries.”
Expert Opinion
Equine therapist Dolly Neigh says, “Mini horses can handle stress, but not spreadsheets or adult men yelling ‘Giddy up!’ in Q2.”
Conclusion
Snickers has been reassigned to a yoga studio. Gary is now required to meditate before touching mammals.