Travel Mishaps

“I Am Cleansed… But at What Cost?”

During a romantic getaway to Paris, American tourist Scott Malloy encountered a bidet for the first time. Mistaking it for a decorative sink or a tiny foot spa, he leaned in too close and triggered a high-pressure geyser that launched him backward into a towel rack and directly into local legend status.

“I thought it was a water fountain for your lower back,” Scott said. “But now I’ve been reborn… and slightly concussed.”

The hotel manager offered him a dry robe and a glass of rosé. The Vatican has yet to comment on the legitimacy of the baptism, but Scott’s wife now refers to him as “Saint Splash.”

Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.


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By Jack Handey

Jack Handey was born in the smallest town in Arizona, a place so forgotten by cartographers that locals had to mail postcards from the next county just to prove they existed. Growing up surrounded by tumbleweeds and a one-room schoolhouse that doubled as a post office, Jack developed a knack for finding absurdity in everyday life. His first audience was a group of cattle, who reportedly laughed harder than some late-night crowds. He left town with a notebook full of surreal one-liners and returned years later as a cult hero, known for his off-kilter “Deep Brain” that made Live Tonight Comedy a stranger, funnier place. Audiences describe him as “the wisdom of a desert sage filtered through a cracked cactus.” Today, Handey remains the pride of Arizona’s smallest town, proof that even the tiniest dots on the map can produce the biggest laughs. CONTACT: jack@handey.top