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Anthropic Loses Its World-Ending AI to a Discord Server That Guessed the URL Anthropic, the company that has spent two years warning Congress that artificial intelligence might extinguish the human species,

Survey Finds 84% of Female Football Reporters "Somehow Ended Up at Brunch" With Sources The Gridiron of Romance: What Happens When the Press Pass Doubles as a Dating Profile A landmark new

Tech Firm Celebrates AI Productivity Boost, Quietly Hires 400 People to Undo It Five observations drifted through the celebration like confetti made of regret. Productivity increases are only impressive until you

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Bezos Announces $100 Billion AI Plan, Immediately Runs Out of Things Left to Buy Except Reality Itself Five Observations Before the Robots Invoice Us $100 billion for AI manufacturing. For context, that's

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Khamenei's Phone Going to Voicemail: Five Observations Before the Smoke Clears Khamenei's phone has more missed calls than a college senior after finals week. Leadership House just received what urban

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After 15 Years, Haitians Discover "Temporary" Has an Expiration Date - Time to Go Home Breaking: Words Mean Things, Officials Announce WASHINGTON — In a press conference that answered questions nobody was asking,

When Real Journalism Gets You Prison Time Filipino fake-journalist Frenchie Mae Cumpio and her former roommate were convicted of financing terrorism and sentenced to up to 18 years in prison in a

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Trump Says Venezuela Must Choose: Cooperation or Another Chapter in His Memoir Literary Retaliation Emerges as Novel Foreign Policy Tool NEW YORK — Donald Trump warned this week that Venezuela faces a stark choice:

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Trump Unveils New Battleship, Promises It Will Be 'The Biggest Boat Emotionally' President Announces Revival of Battleship Class Naval Vessels President Trump announced plans for a new class of U.S. battleships, reviving

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The Dawn of Love (and Sleepless Guests): When Hawaiian Weddings Meet NYC-Level Ambition Background: Who, Where, and Why Two Hawaiian florists, Leandra Gollob and Rama Duwaji, decided to marry on a sandbar in

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