Jury Duty Tales
All Rise for the Drama
During a routine jury selection, local man Greg Donnelly shouted “Objection, your honor!” after the bailiff offered him water. “I learned that from *Law & Order,*” he explained proudly.
Courtroom Chaos
He later tried to cross-examine the vending machine and attempted a closing argument during lunch.
Legal Expert’s View
Judge Marlene Frizz commented, “He’s not technically in contempt–just in need of subtitles and a nap.”
Other Jurors
Several jurors began placing bets on when Greg would shout “You can’t handle the truth!” It happened during a copier malfunction.
Conclusion
Greg was excused and immediately pitched a courtroom reality show to Hulu. Working title: *Hung Jury, Loose Lips.*
