I did my own research (watched one YouTube video)
I Did My Own Research: Academia Now Includes Wi-Fi and Rage Clicks
Who Needs Experts When You’ve Got a Ring Light and Vibes?
Doing your own research used to mean books, journals, and experts. Now it means watching a man in a baseball cap explain virology with dry-erase markers and gut feelings.
Funny Evidence from the Anti-Fact Academy
One woman claimed vaccines contain “micro-lasers” after a 7-minute video titled *Big Pharma vs. Grandma.* Another said “germs aren’t real” while tweeting from an ICU bed labeled “karma.”
Quote from a DIY Scholar
“I trust my intuition,” said Brad Enlightened. “And Dr. Mike on YouTube. He has a lava lamp and a whiteboard, so you know he’s legit.”
Satirical Snapshot
These are the people who think “peer-reviewed” means their cousin also watched the video and nodded a lot. Their lab is a basement and their credentials are vibes.
Conclusion: Google Is Not a PhD
Do your own research, but maybe balance it with actual research. If your science source has more emojis than citations, we’ve left the peer-reviewed building.
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