Trivia Nights
“They Said Lincoln Was a Capricorn and That Should Count for Something.”
Chaos erupted at The Tipsy Quizzer bar during Wednesday Trivia Night when Team VibeCheck challenged multiple answers, insisting their “emotional alignment with the truth” outweighed traditional facts.
“We FEEL like Marie Curie discovered protein powder,” insisted team captain Raven, whose outfit included a sequined fedora and three crystals labeled ‘Insight.’
The host, Greg, tried to restore order, but the team responded with a strongly worded haiku and two mood boards representing ‘Correctness in the Quantum Sense.’
When asked which U.S. President was shot at Ford’s Theatre, they responded “Andrew Garfield’s spirit,” then protested when not awarded half credit for “creative historical consciousness.”
One member cried during the geography round and accused the map of gaslighting her.
They left after declaring themselves winners in “Category 5: Soul Truth.” The bar has since banned interpretive answers.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.
