Bradley “Bear” Thomson joined *Love Villa: Ibiza Heatwave* under the impression it was *Survivor.* After three days of ignoring cameras, building shelter out of cocktail straws, and spearfishing in the hot tub, Bear was declared the last man standing–mostly because he ate the host.
“They said ‘Outwit, Outplay, Outlast,'” Bear said. “I just skipped the dating part.”
Showrunners have greenlit a spin-off called *Survivor: Romantic Edition,* where contestants must simultaneously find love and make fire with their bare hands. Bear has been offered a hosting role if the insurance clears.
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