Dad Jokes Gone Too Far
Pun and Run
After years of subjecting his children to relentless dad jokes, Carl “The Punfather” Easton faced poetic justice when his teens ambushed him with back-to-back puns involving cows, clocks, and existential dread.
The Breaking Point
“I said ‘I’m reading a book on anti-gravity,’ and they hit back with ‘Sounds like you can’t put it down.’ I wept openly,” Carl admitted.
Medical Report
Doctors diagnosed him with “Laughter Reversal Syndrome”–rare, but treatable with sincere communication and fewer groan-worthy zingers.
Family Dynamics
His children have taken control of joke duties. Carl now flinches at calendars and knock-knock jokes.
Conclusion
The road trip ended in a truce and a silent game of I-Spy. Carl still can’t say “deja moo” without twitching.