Politicians who say “I’m not a scientist, but ” before being wrong
I’m Not a Scientist, But…: The Most Reliable Warning Label in Politics
Because Who Needs Facts When You Have Confidence?
When a politician starts a sentence with “I’m not a scientist, but ”, you can bet your bottom dollar what follows will be a masterclass in cluelessness. It’s like prefacing a meal with “I’m not a chef, but here’s some expired ham I found in the garage.”
Funny Evidence from the Fact-Free Zone
Senator Clay Dustworth once declared, “I’m not a scientist, but I think wind turbines cause arthritis.” The same week, he proposed legislation to ban clouds for being “too shady.”
Quote from the Willfully Uninformed
“I’m not a scientist, but I know climate change is just the Earth sweating,” said Rep. Darla Ignorant, while sipping from a styrofoam cup labeled “Freedom Juice.”
Satirical Snapshot
These lawmakers treat science like a choose-your-own-adventure novel, except every ending is “cut taxes and pray.” They don’t need labs–just vibes, slogans, and a strong handshake.
Conclusion: If You’re Not a Scientist, Maybe Don’t Play One on C-SPAN
It’s okay to admit you don’t know something. But it’s not okay to turn that ignorance into public policy–especially if you think evolution is a rumor started by Big Monkey.
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