Food & Dining
Burger Palace has been exposed for operating a fraudulent “secret menu” that consists entirely of standard menu items rebranded with mysterious names, disappointing dozens of customers who felt special for knowing about it.
Sofia Rodriguez (staff writer)
SACRAMENTO — The “Classified Burger” turned out to be a regular cheeseburger, while the exclusive “Underground Fries” were simply medium fries served in a different container. “I felt so cool ordering the ‘Covert Chicken Sandwich,'” admitted disappointed customer Jenny Walsh. “Turns out it was just a chicken sandwich with extra attitude from the cashier.” Restaurant owner Bob Martinez defended the practice, explaining that the secret menu “makes people feel like insiders while saving us the trouble of actually creating new food.” The restaurant has since expanded their secret menu to include the “Classified Soda” and “Top Secret Napkins.”