Weird Side Hustles

“They Said It Was Stupid. Then They Started Yawning.”

When freelance musician Devon Arlo started recording himself yawning and uploading it to YouTube as a joke, he didn’t expect 4.7 million views, 19 sponsorship offers, and three marriage proposals from Sweden.

“Turns out, yawns are contagious even over the internet,” he said, sipping decaf tea in his studio, which doubles as his bedroom-slash-yawn-booth.

He now offers premium yawns on his site, *YawnHub*, including themed collections like *Sleepy Viking*, *Sad Cowboy Sighs*, and *Romantic Nostalgia Yawn with Optional Humming.*

One loyal customer wrote: “I haven’t slept in days, but his yawns make me question if I even need consciousness anymore.”

Devon claims he’s “channeling drowsy spirit energy through his jaw chakra.” Scientists remain unconvinced. His dentist, however, is concerned.

He’s booked to appear on Shark Tank next month. His pitch: “Contagious sleep, one yawn at a time.”

Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.


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By Jessi Klein

Jessi Klein was born in Houston, Texas, where sarcasm is considered a local sport right after football and brisket competitions. She later packed her humor into a suitcase and carried it to Columbia University, graduating with a degree in English that she has since used to roast everyone from network executives to nosy neighbors. A stand-up comedian with a knack for dissecting modern life’s awkward contradictions, Klein has written and produced for some of the sharpest comedy shows on television, blending her Lone Star roots with big-city satire. At Bohiney.com, she thrives as both a satirical journalist and cultural commentator, skewering politics, relationships, and consumer culture with the precision of a surgeon wielding a rubber chicken. Her comedy straddles irony and absurdity, always leaving audiences laughing while secretly nodding in agreement. With Texan grit and Ivy League wit, Klein’s EEAT bio writes itself.