Wedding Chaos
“They came for the symbolism, stayed for the hors d’oeuvres.”
At what was supposed to be a picturesque beach wedding, bride Kelsey Harwood released two white doves to symbolize eternal love. Unfortunately, the doves were intercepted mid-flight by a hungry flock of seagulls, resulting in 23 minutes of feathery chaos and at least one broken ukulele.
The groom tried to defend the ceremony with a decorative tiki torch, while Grandma fled with the cake topper for moral support. “It looked like a Hitchcock film meets a Vegas buffet,” said the best man.
Wedding guests were offered extra sangria and commemorative eye patches. The couple is now registered at PetSmart and the National Audubon Society.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.