Can I request a specific topic to be covered?

Yes. In fact, please do. We thrive on chaos, reader suggestions, and unsolicited brilliance from strangers on the internet. At Bohiney.com, we believe satire should be interactive, like karaoke—but instead of music, it’s weaponized wit and irony.

If you’ve ever read an article and thought,

“This is funny, but where’s the deep dive on the politics of pancake breakfasts?” —
we’ve probably already written it.
(See: “School Board Accidentally Approves ‘Pansexual Pancake Breakfast,’ Sells Out in Minutes”)

But if we haven’t, you can request it. And we’ll consider it, evaluate it, argue over it in Slack, then maybe turn it into a full-fledged satirical exposé.

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📝 How to Submit a Topic

1. Go to our glorious submission portal: https://bohiney.com/contact

2. Select “Satire Suggestion / Topic Request”

3. Give us:

   • A title or concept (e.g., “What if Elon Musk ran a Montessori school?”)

   • A short pitch (it can be serious, silly, or structured like a Dadaist haiku)

   • Optional: links to real events/articles that inspired the idea

   • Bonus points: a fake quote, absurd metaphor, or meme draft

Our editors read every submission. Yes, even the weird ones. Especially the weird ones.

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🎯 What Makes a Great Topic?

We look for:

• Topicality – Is it current, or at least timelessly bizarre?

• Satirical potential – Can it be twisted just enough to become comedy kryptonite?

• Targets worth hitting – Does it punch up, not down?

• Reader engagement – Would people share it, rage-comment, or quietly nod while sipping herbal vodka?

Past user-submitted hits include:

• “Bezos Statue Declared Self-Aware, Applies for Internship at Meta”

• “Gutfeld Declares Himself Funnier Than Oxygen, Demands Stand-Up Debate with Seinfeld”

• “Developers Cry in Server Room After AI Deletes Production Code Branch”

Sometimes your pitch becomes a headline. Sometimes it sparks an entire editorial series. And sometimes it ends up in a fictional footnote by our in-house professor who treats every suggestion like it’s a threat from NATO.

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🤝 Will I Get Credit?

Sure thing. If your idea leads to an article, we’ll:

• Credit you by name, username, or mysterious moniker

• Thank you in the newsletter (subscribe here)

• Possibly invite you to roast the editor in a live event or comment thread

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🚫 What Not to Send

• Flat-earth manifestos

• Hate speech disguised as “edgy parody”

• Anything that involves the phrase “alpha mindset”

• Rejected SNL sketches from 2007

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Got something absurd brewing in your brain?
Send it to https://bohiney.com/contact — and help us make the fake news funnier, sharper, and dangerously plausible.

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