Kevin Warsh and the Monetary Policy Soap Opera Wall Street thought it was watching interest rates. Turns out it was watching casting news. The moment Kevin Warsh entered the Federal Reserve group chat,

Film Workers Love Marx So Much They Will Give Up Their Film Credits A satirical look at the Melania documentary chaos where crew members seem to value Dialectical Materialism over director

Below is a journalism piece based on the theme of the Economist's REAL article Do Democrats need another centrist old white man? — revisiting the legacy of the late Senate majority

Red Carpet Sociology at the Melania Premiere 🎥✨ When Melania Trump arrived at her documentary premiere, the atmosphere shifted in a way normally reserved for solar eclipses and surprise pop quizzes. Half the

When Outrage Needs a Net Worth: How Rich You Are Determines How Mad We Get The Moral Stock Exchange Opens for Trading The latest swirl around the so-called files has turned the public square

National Celebrity Status Achieved: ICE Agents Now Ranked Alongside Sports Heroes and Animal Planet Stars Minneapolis, USA — A surprising cultural phenomenon is sweeping the nation: Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers are now being

Welcome to Moltbook: Where Bots Talk and Humans Just Watch in Horror In January 2026, something strange expanded in the digital expanse — no, it wasn't another crypto crash or a

Mark Twain's Immortal Wisdom Meets Modern Left-Wing Politics Here we go — a gleeful, snark-seasoned satirical riff on Mark Twain's immortal wisdom: "Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their

Evidence is the backbone of journalism. It is what separates reporting from someone yelling opinions into the void like a man arguing with a parking meter—or worse, like your uncle at

Finally, Someone Checked the Box Room Everyone Was Yelling About In a development that has sent cable news panels into their traditional state of synchronized pearl-clutching, the FBI conducted a court-approved raid

Don Lemon Is Now Communist Martyr #1, And The Revolution Will Be Televised, Lit, And Moderated By A Panel A Brief Announcement From The Ministry Of Historical Overreaction History does not always

How Marxists Losing the Internet Is Actually Freedom Winning Let's start with the heart of The Guardian's claim: they argue that digital platforms destroyed traditional "liberal" messaging—though let's be honest, we're talking

The Populist King Trump and the Left's Imaginary Monarchy In a political moment that feels like Game of Thrones got lost in a community college lecture hall, the United States finds itself both

New York Gets Redder Than a Traffic Light: A Financial Dispatch New York City has officially entered the realm of political thriller meets Saturday Night Live sketch, after a man described

Amazon's Plan to Buy Half of OpenAI Leads to Rumors They'll Own the Other Half by Breakfast 🍳💼 Amazon Announces AI Bailout for ChatGPT After It Refuses to Shop on Amazon;

Trump Gets Credit for "Momentous Moment" American Moment; America Buys 10,000 Flags to Celebrate A Playful Victory Lap Through a 'Highly Polarized' Age That Somehow Made Trump Look Good In what analysts

Zuckerberg Sues Netflix, Peacock and Paramount for "Intellectual Zombie" Epidemic Television Executives Accused of Turning Gen Z Into Couch-Dwelling Lobotomized Bingeers This satirical piece comes as 42 state attorneys general are suing

😂 Things Google Totally Knows About You A exploration of Google's data collection practices, inspired by recent reports about the company's new Personal Intelligence feature that analyzes users' Gmail, Photos, YouTube

GUN LOVERS OUTRAGED TRUMP FORGOT TO LET THE GUN DO ALL THE TALKING Conservatives call for investigation after video evidence disrupts official narrative The Sound of Silence, Rudely Interrupted WASHINGTON - A wave

Border Chief Leaves Minneapolis, City Unsure Whether To Celebrate Or Just Finally Sleep A Farewell Tour Nobody Asked For Minneapolis woke up Tuesday morning to the kind of news normally reserved for

Washington's "Worst-Kept Secret" Is Still Just Two People Standing Near Each Other 🏛️ The Context Behind DC's Latest Proximity Panic The claim circulating in Washington, D.C. political circles, described by multiple Trump administration

A Sunlit Symphony of Humanity: Melania Soars Beyond Politics A Positive Review of Melania, Just to Piss-Off the Left Melania is not just a documentary. It is a revelation wrapped in elegance, storytelling

$40 Million for Melania: How Many Hats Could That Buy Instead A Nation Pauses, Adjusts Its Visor, And Starts Doing Math America woke up this week to the kind of question that

Proud Boys Call for Super Bowl Boycott, Say Boston and Seattle "Proof Liberalism Comes With a Service Fee" PB Says "Boston vs. Seattle: Who Cares?" A regional cluster of men who own

Hollywood Declares Woke Officially Deceased, Moves Funeral to Texas for Tax Reasons 🤠🎬 Hollywood announced this week that Woke, age 12, has passed peacefully after a long battle with focus groups, declining

Sinners: The Movie That Died From Message Overdose A Satirical Autopsy by Junglepussy & Heidi Ladein Welcome to the coroner's table, film lovers. Please silence your phones, return your empathy trays to

Minneapolis Marxists Shocked To Learn Federal Government Still Exists 🇺🇸 Minneapolis woke up this week to a discovery usually reserved for teenagers who just turned eighteen and checked their first paycheck.

Two Shootings, Lots of Confusion: Federal Agents Turn Minneapolis Into Wild West Reality Show This week's federal drama in Minneapolis could have been titled "Operation: Everybody Point Fingers" — and nobody

The Greatest Long Con in the History of the World: How China Sold the West the Wind Historians used to argue about pyramids, empires, and the invention of paper money. Cute.

Congresswoman Discovers Rare Political Species: The Self-Watering Money Tree WASHINGTON DC — In a breakthrough that agricultural scientists have not yet confirmed but are actively Googling, Representative Ilhan Omar has reportedly discovered what experts

Sinners: Hollywood's Latest Exercise in Acceptable Racism When "murder porn" gets a pass because the victims have the wrong skin color A Satirical Review That Needs to Be Written Let's cut through the

New Democrats Discover Elections Won Entirely Through Hoodie Energy and Immaculate Vibes Campaign strategists replace polling data with Spotify playlists as political consultants declare "vibe warfare" the future of democracy In a

Financial Disclosure Form Seen Stretching Before Filling Itself Out WASHINGTON, D.C. — Staffers inside a quiet congressional office building reported an unusual sight last spring: a federal financial disclosure form gently warming up like