I’m not emotionally unavailable. (Ghosts during serious talks.)

Emotionally Present, Unless You Feel Something

“Let’s Talk About It”–*Exits Chat*

“I’m not emotionally unavailable,” they text (after three days of silence), right before changing the subject to soup or disappearing into a meme spiral.

Funny Evidence from the Deflect-and-Dash Brigade

One guy responded to “What are we?” with “Haha did you see that raccoon on TikTok?” Another used “My vibe is just complicated” as a reason for fleeing during a DTR conversation.

Quote from an Exit Strategist

“I’m open,” said Haze Vagueness. “I just think feelings are best explored… hypothetically… while I’m in airplane mode.”

Satirical Snapshot

They ghost during any moment of intimacy and return with a meme and a smoothie like it’s therapy. They treat “talking it out” like a pop quiz from Satan.

Conclusion: If You Say “Let’s Circle Back” to Your Own Emotions, You Might Be Unavailable

Healing takes honesty. And at least one full sentence that isn’t a GIF.

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