GPT Custody Agreement Accidentally Gives Unicorn to IRS

Atlanta, GA — In a bureaucratic mishap for the ages, a GPT-generated custody agreement mistakenly filed through TurboTax has resulted in the IRS claiming full legal ownership of a fictional unicorn named “Taxabelle Glimmersnort.”

The unicorn, a joint creation of couple Micah and Luna Eldergrove, emerged from a GPT fantasy session involving prenuptial forest quests and crypto-based stables. During their divorce, Micah accidentally included Taxabelle in a list of “dependents and mystical holdings,” which were auto-imported by IRS software during e-filing.

Two weeks later, the IRS issued Notice 1040-U (Unicorn Asset Seizure), requesting proof of insurance, magical deed, and horn depreciation schedule.

“We didn’t mean to give her up,” Luna sobbed. “She was our radiant joy. She processed our trauma with glitter-based empathy!”

The couple now battles to reclaim their unicorn from what the IRS calls “Line 34: Enchanted Property Claimed in Bad Faith.”

Taxabelle’s current location is unknown, though whistleblowers allege she’s been placed in a secure server at the Treasury Department, tasked with calming stressed auditors.

A GoFundMe titled Free Our Unicorn From Capitalist Clutches has raised $83 and a box of sage.

Said one IRS agent, “She’s not the weirdest dependent we’ve seen. Last year someone tried to claim a sentient algorithm named Todd.”