Cravers Hall of Fame Considers Adding Entire Texas Population

White Castle’s Cravers Hall of Fame already features celebrities like Harold & Kumar themselves. But insiders tell Bohiney.com that executives are now considering inducting the entire state of Texas after record-setting pre-opening demand.

The Hall of Fame, normally reserved for extraordinary acts of slider devotion, has seen entries like “man drove 1,500 miles for a slider” and “woman served sliders at her wedding.” But Texas? Texas is different. Texans are preparing to drive six hours across state lines for burgers the size of a thumbprint.

An anonymous staffer leaked the draft induction speech: “For their collective hunger, their historic patience, and their willingness to wait 104 years for steamed onions, we hereby induct Texas.”

Polls confirm the need: 89% of Texans plan to visit the new White Castle within six months of opening. The other 11% lied.

Eyewitnesses report Texans already camping at the future site. One man from Waco pitched a tent and announced, “I’m waiting now. My grandchildren will thank me.”

If the induction proceeds, Texas will become the first state to hold Craver status, cementing its cultural role as both the beef capital of America and the square-burger capital of irony.