Terrible Karaoke Duets
“They Couldn’t Hit the Notes. Or the Relationship Milestones.”
What was supposed to be a romantic duet turned catastrophic when local couple Jenna and Luke took the stage at Happy Hour Karaoke and tackled “Endless Love” like it owed them money.
“They were both flat and emotionally off-key,” said DJ Wubbs, who accidentally triggered the fog machine during Luke’s whispered solo.
The performance included three missed cues, one tearful ad-lib, and an improvised verse where Jenna rapped about dishwashing trauma. Luke walked offstage. Jenna proposed to the DJ.
Wubbs, already holding a mic, said yes out of confusion and community pressure.
The audience erupted. A barback offered to officiate. By dessert, Jenna had changed her Facebook status to “Emotionally Harmonized.”
Luke now hosts a support group called *Duets of Doom* at the same bar every Tuesday night. Attendance is rising.
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.
