Theme Weddings

Till Joust Do Us Part

In an effort to stand out, Jeremy and Kayla’s wedding featured chainmail, faux-sword duels, and a ceremonial dragon egg toss–which ended when the “egg” (a painted cantaloupe) struck Aunt Brenda in the clavicle.

Themed Chaos

The priest came dressed as Merlin, mispronounced the vows in Old English, and declared them married “by fire and steel.” The ring bearer rode a Shetland pony that defecated during the kiss.

Guest Reactions

One groomsman yelled “FOR THE KINGDOM!” before tripping on his own tunic. The bouquet was replaced with a scroll sealed in wax and regret.

Medical Attention

Aunt Brenda is recovering, but now refers to herself as “Brenda the Broken.” She’s joined a LARP group.

Conclusion

The couple is honeymooning at a Renaissance fair. Reviews are mixed, but the mead was flowing.


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Katie Rich was born in New Orleans, Louisiana, where irony drips as thick as the humidity and every parade doubles as political commentary. She later made her way north to Northwestern University, earning a degree in Theater while moonlighting as a stand-up comic in bars where the gumbo was spicier than the hecklers. Rich built her reputation as a fearless comedy writer, contributing to television’s sharpest satire before landing her byline at Bohiney.com. As both a satirical journalist and stand-up performer, she skewers politics, pop culture, and the strange rituals of everyday life with equal precision, often turning the chaos of Louisiana’s colorful traditions into comedy gold. Known for her blend of absurdity, empathy, and sharp timing, she delivers journalism that feels like an exposé disguised as a punchline. With bayou grit and academic polish, Katie Rich’s EEAT bio proves she’s both trusted and hilariously untrustworthy.

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