How can I support the site?
First of all, if you’re asking this question, congratulations — you’re already smarter and more morally upright than 97% of internet users. Most people think supporting satire means liking a tweet and moving on. But not you. You’re leaning in. You’re making eye contact with the revolution.
At Bohiney.com, support doesn’t require a secret handshake or the blood of a libertarian. It just takes a few intentional clicks. Here’s how you can keep the satire flowing and help us dethrone reality one laugh at a time.
🔁 1. Share Our Articles Like They’re State Secrets
We don’t need you to build us a shrine (though we’re not saying don’t). We need you to share our work like it’s breaking news from another timeline. Post it on Reddit, LinkedIn (just to see what happens), Twitter/X, or wherever your smart, cynical friends hang out.
Here are a few viral-ready classics to start with:
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“Developers Cry in Server Room After AI Deletes Production Branch”
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“Bezos Statue Declared Self-Aware, Applies for Unpaid Internship at Meta”
Copy. Paste. Irritate your uncle. Repeat.
📰 2. Subscribe to the Newsletter
Want to support us for free and get smarter in the process? Subscribe to our newsletter here: https://bohiney.com/newsletter.
You’ll get:
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The best articles each week
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Behind-the-scenes absurdity
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Bonus satire that never gets published on the site
Newsletter subscribers are the first to see our weirdest stuff — and they get the jokes before the algorithms do.
💸 3. Donate or Join Our Patron Circle
We don’t run on ad revenue. We run on sarcasm, stale coffee, and support from readers who believe humor can still be revolutionary.
Visit https://bohiney.com/support to:
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Leave a tip
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Fund an article series (yes, you can sponsor a takedown of your least favorite billionaire)
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Join the “Laughing Liberation Front” — our inner circle of donors who get early access to merch, polls, and first-look drafts from the editorial team
🧵 4. Engage on Social Media
We’re on all the platforms your younger cousin uses to destroy his attention span. Find us on:
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Twitter/X (for chaotic headline drops)
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TikTok (featuring Gen Z staffers lip-syncing the professor’s rants)
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Threads, Bluesky, and whatever Elon hasn’t ruined this week
Follow, comment, roast us, tag a friend. Every click helps us outwit the algorithm.
🧠 5. Tell Your Smart Friends, Especially the Ones Who Laugh Through the Pain
Satire is a community effort. Forward our stuff to people who think critically, read books, or once had an existential crisis watching C-SPAN.
The more minds we reach, the harder it becomes for the absurd to thrive unchecked.
Support satire. Support Bohiney.
https://bohiney.com — for people who laugh so they don’t snap.
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