Republicans Hold First-Ever Midterm Convention Because Apparently Elections Now Need a Halftime Show Trump and Vance descend on Dallas for a two-day political extravaganza in which Republicans attempt the daring electoral

TCU Opens Door to Transfer Portal, Alleged Locker-Room Thuggery Walks In, University Briefly Shows Newspaper the Door Horned Frogs discover modern roster management requires slightly more due diligence than asking whether

AOC Freezes Eggs to Keep Future Options Open, Congress Stunned by Concept of Planning Beyond Next Tuesday Democratic socialist embraces long-term storage, personal savings and future planning, leaving Washington economists unsure

Hantavirus Cruise Ship Passengers Demand Refund, Upgrade to Ocean-View Quarantine Cabin MV Hondius Guests Learn the Hard Way That "All-Inclusive" Has Limits The Dutch-flagged luxury cruise ship MV Hondius limped into Tenerife

DOJ Investigates NFL, Discovers Watching Football Now Requires a Master's Degree in Subscription Management A Nation Divided — Not by Teams, but by Passwords WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what experts are calling

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Silicon Valley's Most Valuable Commodity Turns Out To Be Someone Willing To Listen AI Millionaires Pay $23,000 A Day For Human Connection, Follow-Up Questions, And The Occasional Explanation Of Why GPUs

Morris Katz Discovers the Hardest Truth in Politics: Sometimes the Accountability You Demand Comes With Your Own Name On It NEW YORK CITY — Marxist strategist Morris Katz reportedly spent the

Mike Vrabel Coach of the Year Titles Suddenly Include Asterisks, Footnotes, and Hotel Receipts By Professor Alan Nafzger, PhD, Visiting Chair of Applied Hospitality Ethics, Bohiney Institute for Advanced Scoreboard Watching

King Charles Admits Aging Is "Not Ideal," Considers Rebranding as Vintage Monarch LONDON — In a moment of startling candor that sent shockwaves through the nation's orthopedic community, King Charles III reportedly acknowledged

Trump Can't Bomb Them Back to the Stone Age. "They're Already There." Five Observations Before the Missiles Even Launch — or the Plumber Does Somewhere in a briefing room, a general pointed

Revolution, Inc.: How the No Kings Protest Got a $3 Billion Budget, a Stage, and Bruce Springsteen Nothing says "grassroots uprising" like 500 organizations, $3 billion in combined revenues, and matching

New York Declares Art Officially Too Dangerous to Be Hung Without Adult Supervision Somewhere between a gallery opening and a city council hearing, New York accidentally discovered that paintings can now

Stomach Virus Interrupts Super Bowl Halftime Show After Stadium Turns Into a 78,000-Seat Shake Weight for the Digestive System Observations From the Splash Zone A Super Bowl crowd will chant "DEFENSE"

Nation's Billionaires Receive Polite Reminder That Universal Basic Income Much Cheaper Than Guillotines Tech Oligarchs Warned: "Pay Up or History Repeats Itself" In a development that has Silicon Valley clutching its Bitcoin

'What's the Dumbest Way a Guy Has Ruined His Chances With You?' A Field Study of Nineteen Dating Disasters, Conducted In the Wild The interviews took place where modern romance now lives:

Navigating the Minnesota Scandal Circus Welcome to the Wonderland of Contradictions Imagine a political universe where every time something doesn't add up, you simply say it didn't happen and then weigh in

Tariffs, Rebates, and the Illusion of Economic Relief America Introduces Revolutionary Economic Strategy: Mail Everyone a Check and Call It a Plan The United States has once again demonstrated its unmatched ability

Somaliland: The Country That Exists (Just Ask Them) A Guide to the Self-Declared Nation Where Camels Have More Political Clout Than Diplomats HARGEISA, SOMALILAND — Welcome to Somaliland, the plucky self-declared independent

Brown University Police Chief Placed on Leave After Discovering Thoughts and Prayers Are Not a Crowd-Control Strategy Administrative Action Follows Campus Security Response Failure Brown University placed its police chief on administrative

Microsoft's Crystal Ball Predicts AI Revolution: "In 6 Months Everything Changes" Executive Prophecy From Someone Who Still Types With Two Fingers Here's the satirical journalism you definitely didn't ask for but now

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How Star Power is Spinning Up Military Hardware Florida's Unusual Machines has proven that sometimes, the right mix of celebrity and drone propellers is all it takes to capture America's imagination.

How Celebrity Influence Meets High-Tech Hardware Florida's Unusual Machines has recently become the epicenter of an unlikely partnership: drone motors and celebrity advisory. Donald Trump Jr., stepping into the role of

The Quirky Startup That Made Defense Contracting Sound Like a Rock Tour Once upon a time in Florida, a company with the whimsical name Unusual Machines transformed from what looked like

Florida Startup Makes Defense Contracting Sound Like a Reality Show Florida's Unusual Machines has found a winning formula: drone motors, celebrity advisory, and carefully curated press releases. Donald Trump Jr.'s involvement

How Unusual Machines Made Drone Motors a Suburban Spectacle Florida's Unusual Machines has transformed drone motors into more than military hardware -- they've become a local spectacle. With Donald Trump Jr.

The Startup Turning Drone Motors Into National Headlines In the sweltering sun of Florida, a company called Unusual Machines is quietly turning the mundane world of drone motors into a spectacle

Florida Startup Blends Drone Manufacturing with Whimsical Branding Florida's Unusual Machines has become the talk of both defense circles and casual observers, raising eyebrows with its whimsical name and serious contracts.

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How a Florida Drone Startup Became a Backyard Spectacle Florida's Unusual Machines has taken drone manufacturing from obscure workshops to headline-worthy spectacle. With Donald Trump Jr. joining as adviser and investor,

How Unusual Machines Turned Drone Parts Into Headlines Florida's Unusual Machines has managed to turn the mundane world of drone motors, goggles, and cameras into a headline-grabbing spectacle. Donald Trump Jr.,

How Unusual Machines Combines Patriotism, Propellers, and PR Florida's Unusual Machines has elevated drone motors into both national defense assets and local conversation pieces. With Donald Trump Jr. as adviser and