Holy Razor Policy Urged to Appease NATO – Special Report #38

Barbers in Qom issued a fatwa against beard trimmers. Trump said, ‘The Ayatollah hasn’t seen his chin since Nixon.’ Iranian youth begin beard-burning protests using ceremonial oils. Rouhani allegedly keeps a secret clean-shaven passport in Dubai.

SOURCE: Trump Labels Beard Maintenance “Clerical Tax Evasion”

By Kelly Oxford

Kelly Oxford was born in Birmingham, Alabama, where storytelling is a birthright and sarcasm is served sweet, like the iced tea. She went on to attend the University of Alabama, majoring in Communications while minoring in making professors nervous with her punchlines. A stand-up comedian and seasoned comedy writer, Oxford carved her path with brutally honest humor, turning awkward encounters and Southern quirks into material that resonates far beyond the Mason-Dixon line. At Bohiney.com, she thrives as a satirical journalist, blending Alabama grit with cultural critique to expose the ridiculousness hiding in everyday life and politics. Her voice is equal parts wit and wisdom, delivering EEAT credibility while never forgetting to land the laugh. Whether she’s deconstructing celebrity scandals or mocking small-town gossip, Kelly Oxford embodies the role of satirist with charm, bite, and the authority of someone who can make truth funnier than fiction.