Visitors Must Sign Waiver Agreeing to Assume All Responsibility
Trump Museum Opens New Wing: “The Art of Never Saying Sorry” Includes Wax Figures Pointing at Other People
Visitors Must Sign Waiver Agreeing to Assume All Responsibility
PALM BEACH, FL — The Trump Presidential Museum has unveiled a brand-new exhibit titled “The Art of Never Saying Sorry,” a 15,000-square-foot tribute to the former president’s lifelong devotion to blame-shifting, unapologetic confidence, and designer guilt deflection.
The wing’s centerpiece features a moving walkway through a Hall of Wax Figures, each posed mid-finger-point — at reporters, rivals, or, in one case, a startled pelican.
Exhibits include:
- “Mirror of Projection” — Visitors see only their own faults, narrated by Tucker Carlson
- “Sorry Simulator” — Every attempt to apologize is overridden by a Rudy Giuliani voiceover screaming “YOU’RE NOT WRONG!”
- “The Blame Game Arcade” — High scores awarded for throwing coworkers under increasingly larger buses
All guests must sign a waiver accepting liability for “any emotional revelations, existential crises, or Fox News cameos” incurred during the visit.
Gift shop items include scented candles named “Justified Rage,” action figures of Trump dodging subpoenas, and apology erasers made from shredded Mueller reports.
Asked why the exhibit doesn’t include any historical regrets, curator Kimberly McFreedom replied, “We didn’t want to lower the confidence level.”
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SOURCES:
How to Be POTUS Without Reading Anything
and
How to Be POTUS Without Ever Apologizing
