He’s friendly! (Dog is growling.)
Friendly in Theory, Feral in Practice
He’s Not a Threat, He’s Just Misunderstood (And Foaming)
“He’s friendly!” they insist, as their Doberman lunges at a jogger with the energy of a caffeine-addicted linebacker. Ah yes, the universal bark of unconditional love.
Funny Evidence from the Fang-Filled Welcome Wagon
One guy claimed his pit bull was “just excited,” after it shredded a mailman’s sock and traumatized a toddler. Another dog owner said “he loves kids!” while the dog foamed like a possessed Roomba.
Quote from a Delusional Dog Owner
“He’s just vocal,” said Dan Barkman. “That low growl? It’s how he says hi.”
Satirical Snapshot
These folks act like their dog is a Disney character, while the rest of the neighborhood treats it like the final boss in a horror game.
Conclusion: If It Growls, Bares Teeth, or Pees While Staring–It’s Not Flirting
Friendly dogs wag tails, not intimidate cyclists. Get a leash–and maybe a therapist. For both of you.
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