Desperate to relive the glory days of Mr. Snugglepants, Mark and Lila paid $25,000 to clone their cherished feline. The result: Snugglepants 2.0–a cat that judges, bites, and possibly reads Latin.
The Behavior
“He stares into mirrors like he’s remembering past lives,” said Lila. “And he deleted our Netflix profile.”
Scientific Explanation
Geneticist Dr. Pawverick Meow explains, “Clones share DNA, not soul. Sometimes you get a cat–sometimes you get a furry Napoleon.”
Home Life Impact
The new cat shredded their wedding photo and only drinks from a crystal goblet. The Roomba fears him.
Conclusion
They now refer to him only as “The Entity.” Mr. Snugglepants’ original ashes have started vibrating.
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