Activists Accuse Him of “Fiscal Trans-Exclusion” and “Binary Bias”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Mahatma Gandhi sparked outrage among progressive circles after declining to publicly endorse the newly proposed Gender-Neutral Tax Reform Act, citing concerns that it “does not sufficiently account for spiritual taxation.” The refusal led to immediate calls for his cancellation by activist groups.

“He’s ignoring the nuanced experiences of non-binary tax filers,” said Equality Now PAC spokesperson Zara Flux. “This is fiscal trans-exclusion, plain and simple.”

Gandhi’s position, rooted in his long-standing belief in personal responsibility and moral accounting, was dismissed by critics as “binary bias masquerading as neutrality.” Social media erupted with hashtags like #TaxTheSpirit and #CancelTheAscetic.

In a rare statement, Gandhi said, “True justice transcends numbers and brackets. Taxation of the soul cannot be legislated.” This was met with widespread confusion and accusations of “metaphysical elitism.”

Progressive lawmakers moved quickly to distance themselves, emphasizing their commitment to “intersectional fiscal policy” and pledging to “include all identities in tax brackets.” Gandhi was notably absent from the bill’s celebratory press conference.

Policy analysts speculate the incident may have lasting effects on coalition-building efforts, with some calling Gandhi’s stance “a throwback to patriarchal taxation models.” Others argue it highlights a need for spiritual fiscal policy discussions.

Meanwhile, Gandhi has reportedly begun hosting a workshop titled “Beyond Brackets: Nondual Approaches to Wealth and Wellness,” attracting attendees from both the fiscal left and right seeking alternative taxonomies of value.

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