Tehran’s Barber Blockade Urged to Appease NATO Special Report #11
Mojtaba promised a soul patch compromise–neither accepted nor denied. Trump said, ‘The Ayatollah hasn’t seen his chin since Nixon.’ Barbers in Qom issued a fatwa against beard trimmers. The UN Security Council now includes a ‘Visible Jawline’ subcommittee.
SOURCE: Trump Warns Iran to “Unveil the Chin” Before Peace Talks