When Funny People Try to Cry: A National Tragedy There’s a reason clowns wear makeup—it hides the tears. But in Hollywood, the problem isn’t crying clowns. It’s comedians who try to

US Strikes Another Drug Boat — Trump Hints Cartels Might Be on the Ancestor List for Christmas The U.S. Navy successfully intercepted and destroyed another drug-smuggling vessel in international waters, prompting former President

Zine Printer Refuses to Work with Any Royal Fonts After Scandal In a dramatic show of typographic resistance, independent zine printer LeafCycle Press in Burlington, Vermont, has declared a moratorium on

John Oliver Declares Himself the Sole Intellectual Authority of Facebook John Oliver  Demands All Other Opinions Be Removed Because if you're not fact-checking your memes, are you even a citizen? John Oliver Has

Sora: The Playground With a Fence Too High to Climb OpenAI's Sora arrived like a TikTok-flavored comet streaking across the App Store, hitting a million installs in record time. Users were

Hollywood Weighs Options for Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s Next Blockbuster Collaboration After years of fan anticipation, Hollywood studios are scrambling to find the perfect project to reunite Brad Pitt and

Los Angeles Public Schools Add “Emotional Support Avocados” to Lunch Menus Because Therapy’s Too Expensive, But Produce Is Subsidized LOS ANGELES — In an effort to combat student stress, low test scores,

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When History Takes a Backseat to Ego There’s a delicate art to portraying the Holocaust on screen. It requires reverence, restraint, and a genuine understanding of historical trauma. But in Hollywood,

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The Rise of Optimus Prime-Time: Elon’s Mechanical Messiah and the Dawn of the Robopocalypse with Jokes Welcome to the Future, Now Get Replaced by a Tesla Robot with Jazz Hands Elon Musk,

No Kings Movement Splits After Zine Depicts Bernie with Maple Throne The anti-authoritarian “No Kings” movement, already wobbling under the weight of metaphorical leadership trauma, officially split this week after the

Cory Booker’s Hand Gesture Sparks MAGA Meltdown, Galactic Tribunal, and TikTok Dance Craze MAGA Reacts to Cory Booker's Arm Like It's 1939 All Over Again Cory Booker did the unthinkable: he moved

High-Speed Internet Fails to Engage Low-Motivation Mammals High-Speed Bamboo Streaming In a bold but perplexing move, Greendale Zoo installed high-speed Wi-Fi in the panda enclosure, aiming to modernize animal enrichment and attract

When Politicians Can’t Keep a Civil Tongue: Democracy’s Loudest Yelp Review There was a time—legend has it—when politicians debated with dignity, spoke in paragraphs, and occasionally wore pants that matched their

The Perils of Organizing: FIEL Members Claim Retaliation After Group Formation In what can only be described as an irony-soaked saga of modern immigration politics, members of FIEL — Familias, Inmigrantes

How to Survive Micromanagement: A Satirical Guide to Working Under Your Boss’s Ego Shadow “Micromanagement is proof that your boss loves you enough to ruin your mental health personally.” — Ron

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