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Politics

POLITICS & SATIRE

America Runs on Dunkin’… and Dysfunction

Welcome to https://bohiney.com/politics/, the only political platform where the filibuster is just karaoke for senators who never got closure. At Bohiney, politics satire is how we cope with democracy—one campaign ad, court ruling, and leaked group chat at a time.

If Congress is the circus, we’re the guy holding the popcorn and whispering, “This is why aliens won’t visit.”

Let’s face it:

  • Politicians now launch policy platforms via Instagram Lives

  • Presidential debates feel like badly rehearsed reality shows

  • And your state representative just announced a new infrastructure plan during a CrossFit livestream

We write satire not because politics is broken—but because everyone pretending it’s fine has a podcast. Our job is to translate government-speak into something your dog could understand and your cousin could meme.

At Bohiney Politics, we specialize in:

  • Breaking down court decisions using chili cookoff metaphors

  • Analyzing campaign slogans like medieval war chants

  • Profiling candidates whose entire platform is “vibes and vintage boots”

  • Highlighting scandals involving interns, hot tubs, and interpretive policy dance

Our writers include a failed lobbyist with a spiritual side hustle, a former mayor who faked his own recall to get out of jury duty, and a barista who ran for office solely to ban meetings before noon. These are the voices democracy didn’t ask for—but deserves.

We mock every party, ideology, and PR stunt with bipartisan ridicule.
Left, right, or lost in the group chat—we’re here to roast the process, the politicians, and anyone who uses the word “patriotism” while charging $600 for a flag hat.

Topics include:

  • Bills no one reads but everyone screams about

  • Lawmakers who accidentally Venmo policy bribes

  • Filibusters fueled entirely by kombucha and ego

  • Political dynasties that started as improv troupes

Because let’s be honest: if you’ve ever watched C-SPAN with the sound off and thought, “This needs a laugh track,” you’re our people.

Want serious politics coverage? Head to https://www.politico.com/. It’s got sources, strategies, and zero jokes about Congress as a human pyramid of failure.
But when you need relief from the rage machine and a satirical explainer on why your senator cosponsored a bill with Big Pickle, we’ve got the goods.

At Bohiney, we believe political literacy should be paired with comedic therapy.
Because America isn’t just polarized—it’s unmedicated.
And satire is our prescription.

So vote early. Laugh often. And remember: nothing says “freedom” like mocking your government with style.

Elect to scroll the absurd here: https://bohiney.com/politics/

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