Haunted Porta-Potties
“I Sat Down, Heard ‘You Shouldn’t Have Come,’ and Was Sprayed with Cold Regret.”
The Briar County Fall Fair’s budget bathrooms became ground zero for supernatural hysteria after several patrons reported strange occurrences inside the row of porta-potties affectionately dubbed “The Thrones of Terror.”
“There were knocks,” said one festival-goer. “Not from outside. From under.”
Others described fog emerging from the toilet hole, stalls that locked and unlocked themselves, and ghostly giggles accompanied by the smell of overripe funnel cake and judgment.
Most unnerving of all was Stall #6, which sprayed users with a mysterious jet of liquid and then whispered, “Cleanse your sins, Cheryl.”
Fair officials claim it’s just old pipes and overenthusiastic pranksters. Paranormal investigators disagree, citing EMF spikes, untraceable moans, and a child who now only speaks in bathroom-related limericks.
The porta-potties have become a viral sensation. TikTokers post reactions under #BooInTheLoo. One guy made a mixtape called *Songs to Cry to While Haunted Peeing.*
The stalls remain open–with a sign that reads, “Enter. But maybe not empty.”
Auf Wiedersehen, amigos.
