Consignment Shops
Feline Fashion Forward
“Lulu has a nose for denim and despair,” claims Connie, owner of Twice Is Mice, a consignment boutique where a Siamese cat named Lulu allegedly approves all merchandise via tail flick or judgmental stare.
Shopping with Whiskers
Customers report Lulu swiping at fast fashion, purring at bell-bottoms, and once vomiting on a cargo vest that was later set on fire for “vibes.”
Retail Innovation
“She’s basically a furry Anna Wintour,” says Connie. “Except she’ll hiss if you mention polyester.”
Expert Opinion
Feline behavioralist Dr. Meowleen Purrch adds, “While cats are naturally elitist, there’s no evidence they understand resale economics. But Lulu may be the exception.”
Conclusion
Lulu now has her own Instagram, merch line, and podcast: *Paws for Style.* Meanwhile, Connie’s sales have doubled–mostly from curious dog owners seeking revenge.
