Metaverse Mishaps
Till Glitch Do Us Part
In a highly anticipated virtual ceremony attended by 300 digital guests and one confused Roomba, groom @ChadCrypto accidentally walked his avatar into a lava pit seconds before saying “I do.”
The Backup Plan
With no reboot in sight, the officiating moderator, ModRay420, stepped in to finish the vows–and was legally married by the smart contract NFT.
Guest Reactions
“It was beautiful,” said one floating dolphin avatar. “Even the buffering added tension.”
Tech Troubles
Legal experts are unsure who’s responsible, but all agree the ring exchange was poorly coded and involved a flamethrower emoji.
Conclusion
The bride and ModRay420 are now legally e-married and share a server. ChadCrypto is stuck in a pixelated purgatory known as LavaLoop97.