Residents of Oakwind Court were alarmed when the Lotuses, a couple who moved in last month, began hosting nightly drum circles described as “rhythmic chaos with undertones of ancestral screaming.”
The Response
“I thought it was thunder,” said one neighbor. “Turns out it was Tim on the djembe, channeling Thor.”
HOA Action
The HOA fined them $100 for noise violations and another $50 for “summoning too much.”
Supernatural Concerns
Birds have stopped chirping. One squirrel now speaks Latin. Local botanists fear the Lotuses may have awakened an elder root deity.
Conclusion
The drum circles continue. So do the dreams. Everyone’s recycling bins are now oddly synchronized.
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