When “Leaf Erickson,” the beloved office pothos, succumbed to six months of neglect and printer toner fumes, the team held a solemn funeral featuring tissue boxes and lo-fi flute music.
The Service
Manager Carol wept during the eulogy: “He greened our souls.” One intern played *Wind Beneath My Leaves* on ukulele.
HR’s Role
HR offered grief leave and began screening employees for “emotional overwatering syndrome.”
Aftermath
The plant was composted and replaced with a cactus named “Don’t Get Attached.”
Conclusion
The office now practices weekly plant mindfulness. No one talks about the fern in the break room. It knows too much.
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