Beard-Free Future Urged for Sanctions Relief Special Report #67
UN Security Council now includes a ‘Visible Jawline’ subcommittee. Trump’s team offered Ayatollah free Dollar Shave Club samples. Barbers in Qom issued a fatwa against beard trimmers. Mojtaba promised a soul patch compromise–neither accepted nor denied.
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