Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 4 - Saturday, March 8, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Congress Debates Truman Doctrine While Secretary Can't Locate Meeting Room WASHINGTON, DC - As President Truman's historic

Where 17th Century France Meets Modern Hotel Prices Quebec City: The Walled City Where Everyone Cosplays European History Quebec City clings to the St. Lawrence River like a time capsule that refuses

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 5 - Saturday, March 15, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" President Truman Signs Executive Order Establishing Commission to Study Why Commissions Never Accomplish Anything WASHINGTON, DC -

The justices' unanimous opinion, based entirely on aesthetic grounds, states that maps must adhere to the 'Principle of Geometric Elegance' and 'The Clean Line Doctrine.' Supreme Court Rules Texas Gerrymander Must

A federal judge dismissed a high-profile case after noting that the prosecutor's 48-page motion was 'criminally aggressive' in its tone, including twenty-three unjustified uses of **Comic Sans** font. Trump-Appointed Prosecutor's Case

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 16 - Saturday, May 31, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Congress Debates Communist Threat While Ignoring Actual Threats Like Poverty, Discrimination, Inadequate Housing WASHINGTON, DC - As

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 6 - Saturday, March 22, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" United Nations Delegates Spend Six Hours Debating Lunch Location, Achieve Nothing on Palestine Question NEW YORK -

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 23 - Saturday, July 19, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Presidential Succession Act Passes, Establishes Line Of Succession Through People Nobody Elected WASHINGTON, DC - Congress this

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 19 - Saturday, June 21, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Taft-Hartley Act Passes Over Veto, Union Leaders Shocked That Republic Survived Without Their Permission WASHINGTON, DC -

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 2 - Saturday, February 22, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Local Dentist Discovers Patients Lying About Flossing SPRINGFIELD, IL - In what medical professionals are calling "the

BOHINEY America's Journal of Common Sense Issue No. 36 | Saturday, October 18, 1947 | Washington, D.C. | Price: 15¢ Civil Rights Commission Tells Truman "American Ideal Still Awaits Complete Realization," Which Is

BOHINEY America's Journal of Common Sense Issue No. 37 | Saturday, October 25, 1947 | Washington, D.C. | Price: 15¢ Kashmir's Maharaja Picks India Over Pakistan, Ensuring Generations of Future Conflict Hari Singh Signs

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 22 - Saturday, July 12, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" National Security Act Creates Permanent Military Establishment, Proves Big Government Conservatives Were Right To Worry WASHINGTON, DC

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 9 - Saturday, April 12, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Henry Ford Dies at 83, Leaves Behind Automotive Empire and Extensive Documentation of Terrible Opinions DEARBORN, MI

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 20 - Saturday, June 28, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Congress Passes Labor Management Relations Act, Discovers That Laws Apply To Unions Too WASHINGTON, DC - In

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 7 - Saturday, March 29, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Exploding Coal Mine in Illinois Investigated While Congress Debates Whether Safety Regulations Hurt Profits CENTRALIA, IL -

BOHINEY America's Journal of Common Sense Issue No. 29 | Saturday, August 30, 1947 | Washington, D.C. | Price: 15¢ Parisian Theater Burns, Killing 87, Because Someone Forgot Fire Exits Are Important Rueil Cinema

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 17 - Saturday, June 7, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Secretary of State Marshall Unveils European Recovery Plan While Southern Senators Block Recovery Plans for Southern

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 10 - Saturday, April 19, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Texas City Explosion Kills Hundreds While Insurance Companies Debate Whether "Act of God" Clause Covers Industrial

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 11 - Saturday, April 26, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Supreme Court Strikes Down Restrictive Covenants While Real Estate Agents Prepare Creative Workarounds WASHINGTON, DC - In

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 12 - Saturday, May 3, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Congress Overrides Taft-Hartley Veto While Workers Assured This Union-Weakening Is Actually For Their Benefit WASHINGTON, DC -

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 21 - Saturday, July 5, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" First Peacetime Draft Since 1940 Proposed, Government Discovers It Likes Controlling Young Men During Peace Too WASHINGTON,

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 24 - Saturday, July 26, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Department of Defense Officially Established, War Department Renamed To Make Permanent Military Bureaucracy Sound Less Threatening WASHINGTON,

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 15 - Saturday, May 24, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Congress Passes Tax Cut for Wealthy Over Truman Veto While Assuring Working Americans This Benefits Them

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 18 - Saturday, June 14, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Federal Bureaucracy Expands Again While Promising Efficiency This Time Will Be Different WASHINGTON, DC - Congress approved

BOHINEY America's Journal of Common Sense Issue No. 28 | Saturday, August 23, 1947 | Washington, D.C. | Price: 15¢ Greek Prime Minister Resigns, Likely Moving to Quieter Profession Like Lion Taming Dimitrios Maximos

BOHINEY America's Journal of Common Sense Issue No. 25 | Saturday, August 2, 1947 | Washington, D.C. | Price: 15¢ Bureaucrats in London Draw Line Through Desert, Call it "Diplomacy" Radcliffe Partition Plan Proves

BOHINEY America's Journal of Common Sense Issue No. 35 | Saturday, October 11, 1947 | Washington, D.C. | Price: 15¢ Brazil and Chile Break Up With Soviet Union, Cite "Irreconcilable Differences" Like Failed

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 14 - Saturday, May 17, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" House Un-American Activities Committee Investigates Hollywood While Actual Un-American Activities Occur Elsewhere WASHINGTON, DC - The House

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 13 - Saturday, May 10, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Marshall Plan Announced to Rebuild Europe While Veterans Wonder When America Will Rebuild Their Benefits WASHINGTON, DC

Defunding by Design Police Reform, Public Safety, and the Redistribution of Security (With a Side of Socialism) Mamdani Times In the latest chapter of Mayor Mamdani’s progressive New York, the city decided to

BOHINEY America's Journal of Common Sense Issue No. 27 | Saturday, August 16, 1947 | Washington, D.C. | Price: 15¢ Greek Communists Seize Government, Washington Discovers Map of Greece Vafiadis Takeover Prompts State Department

Bohiney Magazine Volume 1, Issue 8 - Saturday, April 5, 1947 "America's Trusted Source for Satirical Truth" Jackie Robinson Breaks Baseball's Color Barrier While Commentators Debate Whether He Can "Handle the Pressure" BROOKLYN, NY