Clown Phobia Support Groups
Send in the Panic
The support group “Honk-Free Zone” met in a church basement to process their deep fear of clowns–only to be interrupted by Bubbles the Clown, hired by mistake for a neighboring child’s party.
The Chaos Unfolds
Seven members screamed. One tried to use balloon animals as a weapon. Bubbles cried, but due to makeup, it looked like laughter.
Group Therapy Fallout
Facilitator Karen still can’t hear squeaky shoes without breaking into hives. A juggling pin was used as a shield.
Public Statement
The church apologized, noting a scheduling error between “Phobia Processing” and “Timmy Turns Ten.”
Conclusion
The group has since relocated to a mime-safe environment. Bubbles now performs only in cemeteries “where no one screams back.”