I don’t get jet lag. (Sleeps for 14 hours.)
Jet Lag Denial: The Nap Heard ‘Round the World
Time Zones? Never Heard of Her
“Jet lag doesn’t affect me,” they boast. Two hours later, they’re face-down in a rental car brochure, snoring like a jet engine and drooling on customs paperwork.
Funny Evidence from the Chronologically Confused
One guy claimed he “adjusted instantly,” then slept through two museum tours and a funeral. Another tried to “power through” and woke up three days later with no pants and eight room service charges.
Quote from a Temporal Warrior
“I just listen to my body,” said Jenna Lagless. “Apparently, it speaks fluent coma.”
Satirical Snapshot
They think jet lag is for amateurs–until they hallucinate a vending machine fight and cry during a toothpaste commercial in Berlin.
Conclusion: You’re Not Immune to Physics, Just in Denial
Accept the nap. Honor the pillow. And maybe don’t schedule a wine tour an hour after a 13-hour flight through five countries.
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