People Who Think Their Dreams Are Movie Pitches

Last Night’s Dream: Coming Soon to Absolutely Nowhere

Because Subconscious Nonsense Deserves a Greenlight Too

Some folks wake up from a dream where they’re half-dolphin, half-accountant, and immediately say, “That could be a movie.” Spielberg, call your therapist–it’s time for *Tax Flipper: The Reckoning.*

Funny Evidence from the REM Cinematic Universe

One guy wrote a script based on a dream where a toaster fell in love with a cloud. He called it *Toasty Skies* and insists it’s “Pixar meets Inception.” Another has a 17-page treatment titled *Lobster President,* based on a nap he took after tacos.

Quote from a REM Auteur

“It’s a love story between a goat, a librarian, and the color orange,” said dreamwright Violet Luna. “Think *Donnie Darko* but with less structure and more jelly.”

Satirical Snapshot

These people pitch dreams like Netflix is lurking in their DMs. Meanwhile, their dreams contain plot holes big enough to fly a UFO piloted by Freud through.

Conclusion: Not Every Dream Needs a Sequel

Write it down, sure. Share it at brunch, maybe. But unless your dream ends with actual character arcs and fewer centipede cults, keep it out of Sundance.

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