🎖️ Hogan’s Hostages Trivia: Season 1 Edition


1.

What is the name of the Hamas-run hostage facility where the show takes place?
A. Camp Insha’Allah
B. Camp Al-Nudge Nudge
C. Camp Free Palestine Wi-Fi
D. Camp Falafel Freedom

🧠 Correct Answer: B. Camp Al-Nudge Nudge


2.

Which character is revealed to be secretly running a podcast from inside a latrine?
A. Kinch
B. Hoganstein
C. Trish Newkirk
D. Klink’s nephew

🧠 Correct Answer: C. Trish Newkirk


3.

What food item is repeatedly used to smuggle classified intel?
A. Falafel
B. Zaatar
C. Hummus
D. Goat cheese

🧠 Correct Answer: A. Falafel


4.

What is the name of the goat who may or may not be a Mossad field agent?
A. Bibi
B. Netanyahu
C. Shlomo
D. Wooly Bully

🧠 Correct Answer: A. Bibi


5.

Which character hacks Hamas’ internal servers while making lo-fi beats?
A. Schultz
B. Kinch
C. LeBeau
D. The Goat

🧠 Correct Answer: B. Kinch


6.

What secret identity does Colonel Hoganstein use as cover while in captivity?
A. Falafel inspector
B. Jewish yoga instructor
C. Travel blogger
D. French pastry chef

🧠 Correct Answer: C. Travel blogger


7.

What causes Commander Klink to accidentally call in a drone strike on his own office?
A. Alexa mishearing “Falafel” as “Fire All”
B. Goat chewing control panel wires
C. Trish’s podcast goes viral
D. An earthquake TikTok challenge

🧠 Correct Answer: A. Alexa mishearing “Falafel”


8.

What unexpected skill does Sergeant Schultzy Abu Shmeara possess?
A. Drone piloting via Xbox
B. Selective amnesia
C. Bilingual pastry negotiation
D. Tunnel feng shui

🧠 Correct Answer: B. Selective amnesia


9.

Which episode features a tunnel that accidentally emerges in a Hamas wedding tent?
A. “Hostages With Benefits”
B. “The Tunnel of Love”
C. “The Goat Protocol”
D. “Brunch Offensive”

🧠 Correct Answer: B. “The Tunnel of Love”


10.

How does Trish accidentally leak Israeli launch codes?
A. Hides them in a podcast ad read
B. Eats them while reviewing falafel
C. Uploads them to a hummus recipe blog
D. Tattooed them on Bibi the goat

🧠 Correct Answer: B. Eats them while reviewing falafel


11.

Which streaming platform sponsors the prisoners’ in-camp newsletter?
A. Netflix
B. Audible
C. Al-Jazeera+
D. OnlyFans (Secret Tier)

🧠 Correct Answer: B. Audible


12.

What item doubles as both an escape tool and a snack in multiple episodes?
A. Zaatar-dusted USB drive
B. Exploding pita bread
C. Chickpea-stuffed walkie-talkie
D. Hummus grenade

🧠 Correct Answer: D. Hummus grenade

Hogan’s Hostages is now streaming.

By Dvora Zilberman-Levy

Dvora Zilberman-Levy is an award-winning satirical journalist, cultural critic, and third-generation bagel perfectionist based in Brooklyn. With a background in comparative literature from Barnard and a postgrad fellowship in Talmudic irony from Tel Aviv University, she fuses ancestral skepticism with millennial sarcasm. Her writing skewers power, pretension, and poorly made hummus across platforms like The Shavian, Tablet, McSweeney’s, and SpinTaxi Weekly. A regular panelist on NPR’s “Wait Wait… Don’t Kvetch,” Dvora also teaches a masterclass called “How to Roast Zionism, Antisemitism, and Capitalism Without Getting Disinvited from Passover.” Known for her sharp wit, chewy prose, and unapologetically Jewish voice, she’s considered one of the few writers who can quote both Rashi and RuPaul in the same sentence. She lives with her rescue cat, Judith Butler, and still uses a fountain pen out of spite. [email protected]