🎖️ Hogan’s Hostages Trivia: Season 1 Edition
1.
What is the name of the Hamas-run hostage facility where the show takes place?
A. Camp Insha’Allah
B. Camp Al-Nudge Nudge
C. Camp Free Palestine Wi-Fi
D. Camp Falafel Freedom
🧠 Correct Answer: B. Camp Al-Nudge Nudge
2.
Which character is revealed to be secretly running a podcast from inside a latrine?
A. Kinch
B. Hoganstein
C. Trish Newkirk
D. Klink’s nephew
🧠 Correct Answer: C. Trish Newkirk
3.
What food item is repeatedly used to smuggle classified intel?
A. Falafel
B. Zaatar
C. Hummus
D. Goat cheese
🧠 Correct Answer: A. Falafel
4.
What is the name of the goat who may or may not be a Mossad field agent?
A. Bibi
B. Netanyahu
C. Shlomo
D. Wooly Bully
🧠 Correct Answer: A. Bibi
5.
Which character hacks Hamas’ internal servers while making lo-fi beats?
A. Schultz
B. Kinch
C. LeBeau
D. The Goat
🧠 Correct Answer: B. Kinch
6.
What secret identity does Colonel Hoganstein use as cover while in captivity?
A. Falafel inspector
B. Jewish yoga instructor
C. Travel blogger
D. French pastry chef
🧠 Correct Answer: C. Travel blogger
7.
What causes Commander Klink to accidentally call in a drone strike on his own office?
A. Alexa mishearing “Falafel” as “Fire All”
B. Goat chewing control panel wires
C. Trish’s podcast goes viral
D. An earthquake TikTok challenge
🧠 Correct Answer: A. Alexa mishearing “Falafel”
8.
What unexpected skill does Sergeant Schultzy Abu Shmeara possess?
A. Drone piloting via Xbox
B. Selective amnesia
C. Bilingual pastry negotiation
D. Tunnel feng shui
🧠 Correct Answer: B. Selective amnesia
9.
Which episode features a tunnel that accidentally emerges in a Hamas wedding tent?
A. “Hostages With Benefits”
B. “The Tunnel of Love”
C. “The Goat Protocol”
D. “Brunch Offensive”
🧠 Correct Answer: B. “The Tunnel of Love”
10.
How does Trish accidentally leak Israeli launch codes?
A. Hides them in a podcast ad read
B. Eats them while reviewing falafel
C. Uploads them to a hummus recipe blog
D. Tattooed them on Bibi the goat
🧠 Correct Answer: B. Eats them while reviewing falafel
11.
Which streaming platform sponsors the prisoners’ in-camp newsletter?
A. Netflix
B. Audible
C. Al-Jazeera+
D. OnlyFans (Secret Tier)
🧠 Correct Answer: B. Audible
12.
What item doubles as both an escape tool and a snack in multiple episodes?
A. Zaatar-dusted USB drive
B. Exploding pita bread
C. Chickpea-stuffed walkie-talkie
D. Hummus grenade
🧠 Correct Answer: D. Hummus grenade
Hogan’s Hostages is now streaming.