Tyler meant to send a “Love you all!” text to his family. Instead, he added his boss, Deborah, who now has daily updates on Aunt Karen’s bunions, Grandpa’s UFO theories, and the family dog’s digestive issues.
The Exposure
“Your grandma is very brave,” Deborah replied after a detailed post about her gout flaring during water aerobics.
Attempted Recovery
Tyler removed her 47 messages too late. “I know what your dad calls lasagna now,” she later said in a performance review.
HR’s Response
“Technically not a violation,” said HR, “but deeply weird.”
Conclusion
Deborah still hasn’t left the chat. She sends GIFs now. Tyler sleeps with one eye open and Do Not Disturb on.
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