Mourners at Aunt Lillian’s service were midway through a eulogy when the Bluetooth speaker–previously used for “Wind Beneath My Wings”–suddenly queued up *Murder Wives: Season 3, Episode 4* at full volume.
The Disruption
“It was jarring,” said cousin Rob. “But honestly, the cliffhanger was intense.”
The Dilemma
Half the family paused to cry. The other half leaned in. Aunt June whispered, “Just one more episode for closure.”
Streaming Response
Netflix issued a statement: “We regret the inconvenience and appreciate the engagement.”
Conclusion
The service ended with a group watch party. Lillian would’ve wanted it this way–probably.
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