Science
A groundbreaking study released by Harvard University has confirmed what many have long suspected: absolutely nobody knows what they’re doing, and everyone is just making it up as they go along.
Megan Amram (staff writer)
CAMBRIDGE, MA — The 15-year longitudinal study followed 10,000 adults across various professions and found that 97% of participants admitted to “totally winging it” at least 80% of the time. The remaining 3% were found to be lying. “We’re all just sophisticated children pretending to understand taxes and mortgages,” lead researcher Dr. Sarah Chen explained while frantically googling “how to conduct a press conference.” The study’s findings have been met with widespread relief, with many professionals finally admitting they have no idea why anyone listens to them.