Science

A groundbreaking study released by Harvard University has confirmed what many have long suspected: absolutely nobody knows what they’re doing, and everyone is just making it up as they go along.

Megan Amram (staff writer)

CAMBRIDGE, MA — The 15-year longitudinal study followed 10,000 adults across various professions and found that 97% of participants admitted to “totally winging it” at least 80% of the time. The remaining 3% were found to be lying. “We’re all just sophisticated children pretending to understand taxes and mortgages,” lead researcher Dr. Sarah Chen explained while frantically googling “how to conduct a press conference.” The study’s findings have been met with widespread relief, with many professionals finally admitting they have no idea why anyone listens to them.

By Wendy Harmer

Wendy Harmer was born in Natchitoches, Louisiana, a town where storytelling carried as much weight as gumbo recipes and front-porch debates. She went on to study journalism at Louisiana State University, where she sharpened her voice into a blend of humor, insight, and fearless critique. Now based in Washington, D.C., Harmer has become a respected satirist whose essays and performances dissect political hypocrisy, media spin, and cultural contradictions with unmistakable wit. Her work has been featured at international forums on satire, cited in academic studies of political humor, and included in university curricula on democratic communication. Known for pairing empathy with biting irony, Harmer brings her Southern candor to national conversations. From Natchitoches to Capitol Hill, she proves that satire—equal parts scalpel and spotlight—remains essential for keeping power honest and audiences laughing.